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Message: <blockquote data-quote="melody" data-source="post: 1064038877" data-attributes="member: 14320">Naughty Q's & A'sQ: How do you know if the barman hates you.A: When you find a string in your bloody Mary.Q. What's the difference between a woman from Wigan and a walrus?A. One's got a moustache and smells of fish and the other lives in the sea.Q. Why did God give women orgasms?A. So they've got something else to moan about.Q. What do Kermit the frog and Roseanne Bars husband have in common?A. They both enjoy fucking pigs.Q. What's the difference between a man and a chimpanzee?A. One is hairy, smelly, and is always scratching its arse and theother's a monkey.Q. Why are hurricanes normally named after women?A. When they come they're wild and wet, but when they go they take yourhouse and car with them.Q. Why can't you trust a woman?A. How can you trust something that bleeds for five days and doesn'tdie?Q. What's the best way to a man's heart?A. Through the back with a Stanley knife.Q. Why do women rub their eyes when they get up in the morning?A. They don't have balls to scratch.Q. What is it when a man talks nasty to a woman?A. Sexual harassment.Q. What is it when a woman talks nasty to a man?A. 99 cents a minute.Q. What's the difference between getting a divorce and gettingcircumcised?A. When you get a divorce, you get rid of the whole prick.Q. How do you make five pounds of fat look good?A. Give it a nipple.Q. What do you call a virgin on a waterbed?A. A cherry float.Q. What does bungee jumping and hookers have in common?A. They both cost a hundred bucks and if the rubber breaks, you're screwed.Q. What do you call a hillbilly who owns sheep and goats.A. Bisexual.Q. What's yellow and green and eats nuts?A. Gonorrhoea.Q. How is a pussy like a grapefruit?A. The best ones squirt when you eat them.Q. A brunette, a blonde and a redhead are all in fifth grade. Who has the biggest tits?A. The blonde, because she's 18.Political CorrectnessDue to the climate of political correctness now pervading America, Kentuckians, Tennesseans and West Virginians will no longer be referred to as "HILLBILLIES."You must now refer to them as APPALACHIAN-AMERICANS.And furthermore ....HOW TO SPEAK ABOUT WOMEN AND BE POLITICALLY CORRECT:1. She is not a "BABE" or a "CHICK" - She is a "BREASTED AMERICAN."2. She is not a "SCREAMER" or a "MOANER" - She is "VOCALLY APPRECIATIVE."3. She is not "EASY" - She is "HORIZONTALLY ACCESSIBLE."4. She is not a "DUMB BLONDE" - She is a "LIGHT-HAIRED DETOUR OFF THE INFORMATION SUPERHIGHWAY."5. She has not "BEEN AROUND" - She is a "PREVIOUSLY-ENJOYED COMPANION."6. She is not an "AIRHEAD" - She is "REALITY IMPAIRED."7. She does not get "DRUNK" or "TIPSY" - She gets "CHEMICALLY INCONVENIENCED"8. She does not have "BREAST IMPLANTS" - She is "MEDICALLY ENHANCED."9. She does not "NAG" you - She becomes "VERBALLY REPETITIVE."10. She is not a "TRAMP" - She is "SEXUALLY EXTROVERTED."11. She does not have "MAJOR LEAGUE HOOTERS" - She is "PECTORALLY SUPERIOR."12. She is not a "TWO-BIT HOOKER" - She is a "LOW COST PROVIDER."HOW TO SPEAK ABOUT MEN AND BE POLITICALLY CORRECT:1. He does not have a "BEER GUT" - He has developed a "LIQUID GRAIN STORAGE FACILITY."2. He is not a "BAD DANCER" - He is "OVERLY CAUCASIAN."3. He does not "GET LOST ALL THE TIME" - He "INVESTIGATES ALTERNATIVE DESTINATIONS."4. He is not "BALDING" - He is in "FOLLICLE REGRESSION."5. He is not a "CRADLE ROBBER" - He prefers "GENERATIONAL DIFFERENTIAL RELATIONSHIPS."6. He does not get "FALLING-DOWN DRUNK" - He becomes "ACCIDENTALLY HORIZONTAL."7. He does not act like a "TOTAL ASS" - He develops a case of "RECTAL-CRANIAL INVERSION."8. He is not a "MALE CHAUVINIST PIG" - He has "SWINE EMPATHY."9. He is not afraid of "COMMITMENT" - He is "RELATIONSHIP CHALLENGED."10. He is not "HORNY" - He is "SEXUALLY FOCUSED."11. It's not his "CRACK" you see hanging out of his pants - It's "REAR CLEAVAGE"</blockquote>

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