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<blockquote data-quote="melody" data-source="post: 1064033562" data-attributes="member: 14320"><p><strong><span style="color: Teal">A Wealthy Playboy</span></strong></p><p></p><p>A wealthy playboy met a beautiful young girl in an exclusive</p><p>lounge. He took her to his lavish apartment where he soon</p><p>discovered she was not a tramp, but was well groomed and</p><p>apparently very intelligent.</p><p></p><p>Hoping to impress her, he began showing her his collection of</p><p>expensive paintings, first editions by famous authors and offered</p><p>her a glass of wine.</p><p></p><p>He asked whether she preferred Port or Sherry and she said,</p><p></p><p>"Oh, Sherry by all means. To me, it's the nectar of the gods.</p><p>Just looking at it in a crystal-clear decanter fills me with a</p><p>glorious sense of anticipation. When the stopper is removed and</p><p>the gorgeous liquid is poured into my glass, I inhale the</p><p>enchanting aroma and I'm lifted on the wings of ecstasy. It seems</p><p>as though I'm about to drink a magic potion and my whole being</p><p>begins to glow. The sound of a thousand violins being softly</p><p>played fills my ears and I'm transported into another world.</p><p>Port, on the other hand, makes me fart."</p><p><strong><span style="color: Red">____________</span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="color: Red"></span></strong></p><p>In a hospital’s Intensive Care Unit, patients always died in the</p><p></p><p>same bed, on Sunday morning, at about 11:00 a.m.,</p><p></p><p>regardless of their medical condition.</p><p></p><p>This puzzled the doctors and some even thought it had something to</p><p></p><p>do with the supernatural. No one could solve the mystery as to</p><p></p><p>why the deaths occurred around 11:00 a.m. on Sunday, so a</p><p></p><p>Worldwide team of experts was assembled to investigate the cause of</p><p></p><p>the incidents.</p><p></p><p>The next Sunday morning, a few minutes before 11:00 a.m., all of</p><p></p><p>the doctors and nurses nervously waited outside the ward to see for</p><p></p><p>themselves what the terrible phenomenon was all about. Some were</p><p></p><p>holding wooden crosses, prayer books, and other holy objects to</p><p></p><p>ward off the evil spirits.</p><p></p><p>Just when the clock struck 11:00, Pookie Johnson, the part-time</p><p></p><p>Sunday sweeper, entered the ward and unplugged the life</p><p></p><p>Support system so he could use the vacuum cleaner.</p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="melody, post: 1064033562, member: 14320"] [B][COLOR="Teal"]A Wealthy Playboy[/COLOR][/B] A wealthy playboy met a beautiful young girl in an exclusive lounge. He took her to his lavish apartment where he soon discovered she was not a tramp, but was well groomed and apparently very intelligent. Hoping to impress her, he began showing her his collection of expensive paintings, first editions by famous authors and offered her a glass of wine. He asked whether she preferred Port or Sherry and she said, "Oh, Sherry by all means. To me, it's the nectar of the gods. Just looking at it in a crystal-clear decanter fills me with a glorious sense of anticipation. When the stopper is removed and the gorgeous liquid is poured into my glass, I inhale the enchanting aroma and I'm lifted on the wings of ecstasy. It seems as though I'm about to drink a magic potion and my whole being begins to glow. The sound of a thousand violins being softly played fills my ears and I'm transported into another world. Port, on the other hand, makes me fart." [B][COLOR="Red"]____________ [/COLOR][/B] In a hospital’s Intensive Care Unit, patients always died in the same bed, on Sunday morning, at about 11:00 a.m., regardless of their medical condition. This puzzled the doctors and some even thought it had something to do with the supernatural. No one could solve the mystery as to why the deaths occurred around 11:00 a.m. on Sunday, so a Worldwide team of experts was assembled to investigate the cause of the incidents. The next Sunday morning, a few minutes before 11:00 a.m., all of the doctors and nurses nervously waited outside the ward to see for themselves what the terrible phenomenon was all about. Some were holding wooden crosses, prayer books, and other holy objects to ward off the evil spirits. Just when the clock struck 11:00, Pookie Johnson, the part-time Sunday sweeper, entered the ward and unplugged the life Support system so he could use the vacuum cleaner. [/QUOTE]
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