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Message: <blockquote data-quote="melody" data-source="post: 1064033277" data-attributes="member: 14320">Chocolate Chip CookiesThere was an elderly man at home, upstairs,dying in bed.He smelled the aroma of his favorite chocolatechip cookies baking. He wanted one last cookiebefore he died. He fell out of bed, crawled tothe landing, rolled down the stairs and crawledinto the kitchen where his wife was busily bakingcookies.With his last remaining strength he crawledto the table and was just barely able to lifthis withered arm to the cookie sheet. As he graspeda warm, moist chocolate chip cookie, his favoritekind, his wife suddenly whacked his hand witha spatula."Don't touch those!" she said, "They are forthe funeral."======Dirty Johnny was in grade three. The teacher was discussingweather science. She asked the class if anyone knew what wason top a weather vane. Only Johnny raised his hand.She didn't want to ask him because she knew he wouldthink of something "dirty" to say. However, he WAS theonly kid with a raised arm. So, she acknowledged him. "Johnny,what is on top of a weather vane?" she asked."A cock," Johnny replied."Very good," the teacher cringed. "And, Johnny, do you knowwhy there is a cock on top of a weather vane?""Yeah, sure," Johnny said. "`cause if it were a cunt, the windwould blow right through it!"======Q: What's the worse thing about ****** a blonde?A: She starts talking again the second you take your dick out of her mouth.Q: What's the best thing about ****** a blonde?A: She shuts up the second you put your dick back in her mouth.A man inserted an advertisement in the classifieds: "Wife Wanted."The next day he received a hundred letters. They all said the samething: "You can have mine."</blockquote>

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