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Message: <blockquote data-quote="melody" data-source="post: 1064031877" data-attributes="member: 14320">Phunny Shorties3 Ducks Blowing Bubbles In The PondMan: What is your name?1st duck: Heuy.Man: What are you doing?1st duck: Blowing bubbles in the pond.Man: What is your name?2nd duck: Louie.Man: What are you doing?2nd duck: Blowing bubbles in the pond.Man: What is your name?3rd duck: Dewey.Man: What are you doing?3rd duck: Blowing bubbles in the pond.Man: And what is your name?In response: Bubbles![\[\[\[\[\There once was a girl named StraightWhose pussy smelled like bait!Whenever Jeff pounds herThe room reeks of flounderHer twat, she needs to refrigerate[\[\[\[\[\What does a woman do with her arsehole while she is having a fuck?She leaves him at home!How do you make your wife scream after you have an orgasm?Wipe your cock on the curtains!What is the best way to brainwash your wife?Stand her on an enema bag![\[\[\[\[\One night a husband and wife were asleep in bed when the telephone suddenly rang.The husband picked the phone up and said, "Hello? What? It's 2 am! What do you think I am, the fucking weatherman or something?" and slammed the phone down.The wife looked over totally bewildered and asked, "Who was that?""I don't know," replied the husband, "It was just some stupid guy asking if the coast was clear!"CARTOON CHARACTER JOKES1) Mickey Mouse murdered Minnie Mouse after he discovered she was having an affair with another Walt Disney character. In court, the judge asked Mickey's barrister, "Why did he do it?""Mickey said to me that she was insane." replied the barrister."Insane?" replied Mickey, "I said she was fucking Goofy!"2) Donald Duck walked into a chemist and asked for a packet of condoms."Certainly Sir," said the lady behind the counter, "shall I put them on your bill?""NO WAY!" replied Donald Duck, "What do you think I am a dickhead!"3) What happened when Moses went to mount Olive?Popeye beat the living crap out of him!4) What do you call Woody Woodpecker if his beak fell off?Woody Headbanger (Or a top cock sucker!)5) What does Winnie the Pooh and Jack the ripper have in common?The same middle name!6) What did Cinderella do when she got to the ball?She gagged!7) What is the part of Popeye that never rusts?His dick. Because he always puts it in Olive Oil!8) What's Smurf sex?Fucking until you are blue in the face!9) What fruit has seven dents?Snow White's cherry!10) How did Captain Hook Die.Jock itch!11) What did the seven dwarfs say when the handsome Prince awoke Snow White?"Well, I guess it's back to wanking guys!"12) What's black and jumps up and down in a forest fire?Winnie the Pooh!13) What goes "Tweet, Tweet, Ping!"Tweetie pie in a microwave oven!14) "My what big eyes you have, Mr Wolf!" said Little Red Riding Hood.The wolf jumped up and ran away.Further down the road Little Red Riding Hood sees the wolf again. This time he was crouched behind a tree stump."My, what big ears you have Mr Wolf!" said Little Red Riding Hood.Again the wolf jumped up and ran away.Some distance down the track, Little Red Riding Hood again encountered the wolf, this time crouched behind a road sign."My what big teeth you have, Mr Wolf!" taunted Little Red Riding Hood.With that, the Big Bad Wolf jumped up and screamed, "Will you fuck off! I'm trying to take a shit!"15) What do you have when you have one green ball in one hand and another green ball in the other?Total control of the Incredible Hulk!16) What did Pocahantas say to Pinnochio when she sat on his face?"Tell the truth, tell a lie, tell the truth............!"</blockquote>

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