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<blockquote data-quote="melody" data-source="post: 1064028117" data-attributes="member: 14320"><p><strong><span style="color: Teal">Sensuality</span></strong></p><p></p><p>Lying still,</p><p>not allowed to move,</p><p>the ties</p><p>hold me captive.</p><p>Breathy moans</p><p>pass my lips,</p><p>quivering,</p><p>shivering.</p><p>Your tongue</p><p>and lips,</p><p>dancing</p><p>over my skin.</p><p>Sucking here,</p><p>nibbling there.</p><p>Licking here,</p><p>biting there.</p><p>Kissing here,</p><p>nipping there.</p><p>Teasing</p><p>Pleasing</p><p>Whimpers</p><p>turn to moans</p><p>and my body squirms.</p><p>You take me higher,</p><p>exploring the warmth</p><p>of my sweet flesh.</p><p>Nibble the ears,</p><p>nip the neck.</p><p>Sucking and chewing,</p><p>you mark me as yours.</p><p>Tongue gliding,</p><p>traveling.</p><p>Sucking my nipples,</p><p>teasing,</p><p>tonguing them,</p><p>to hardened peeks,</p><p>of inflamed desire.</p><p>Exploring my breasts,</p><p>your tongue travels</p><p>down,</p><p>down.</p><p>Licking my belly.</p><p>Tongue</p><p>circling my button.</p><p>Dipping inside.</p><p>I quiver,</p><p>wanting more.</p><p>Anticipating the path</p><p>your tongue is taking.</p><p>Breath hot,</p><p>tongue tracing,</p><p>full puffy outer lips.</p><p>Licking the moistness</p><p>tasting my juices.</p><p>Then</p><p>your tongue</p><p>licking,</p><p>darting,</p><p>teasing,</p><p>dancing,</p><p>over my clit.</p><p>Teeth nipping,</p><p>nibbling.</p><p>Tongue</p><p>stabbing,</p><p>thrusting,</p><p>probing,</p><p>seeking,</p><p>deep inside.</p><p>Moans</p><p>become screams,</p><p>as my passion builds.</p><p>I beg for release.</p><p>Yes,</p><p>cum,</p><p>cum for me sweet pet.</p><p>Cum for your Master.</p><p>You cry.</p><p>With a gush,</p><p>I cum.</p><p>Washing your face</p><p>with my sweet juices.</p><p>You drink deeply</p><p>of my gift.</p><p>Shivering,</p><p>shuddering,</p><p>trembling,</p><p>whimpering,</p><p>moaning,</p><p>slowly calming,</p><p>as you caress me down.</p><p>Kissing you</p><p>deep.</p><p>Tasting myself</p><p>upon your mouth.</p><p>Uhmmmmm,</p><p>so good.</p><p></p><p>~ Author unknown</p><p></p><p><strong><span style="color: Red">&&&&&</span></strong></p><p></p><p>Yo mama's so bald, when she braids her hair, it looks like stitches.</p><p></p><p>Yo mama's so bald, when she puts on a turtle neck she looks like a roll on deodorant.</p><p></p><p>Yo mama's so bald, when she goes to bed, her head slips off the pillow.</p><p></p><p>Yo mama's so bald headed, when she showers she gets brainwashed.</p><p></p><p>Yo mama's so bald, when she puts on a turtle neck she looks like a busted condom.</p><p></p><p>Yo mama's so bald, you could draw a line down the middle of her head and it would look like my ass.</p><p></p><p>Yo mama's so bald, I can read her mind.</p><p></p><p>Yo mama's so bald, I thought she was Mr. Clean. </p><p></p><p><strong><span style="color: Teal">Town Marathon</span></strong></p><p></p><p>A woman was having an affair during the day while her husband was at</p><p>work. One day she was in bed with her boyfriend when she heard her</p><p>husband's car pull in the driveway. She yelled to the boyfriend,</p><p>"Hurry!</p><p>Grab your clothes and jump out the window, my husband's home early!"</p><p></p><p>The boyfriend looked out the window and said, "I can't jump out the</p><p>window! It's raining like hell out there!"</p><p></p><p>She said, "If my husband catches us in here, he'll kill us both!"</p><p></p><p>So the boyfriend grabs his clothes and jumps out the window! As he</p><p>began running down the street, he discovered he had run right in the middle</p><p>of a town marathon, so he started running along beside the others. Being</p><p>naked, with his clothes tucked under his arm, he tried to "blend in" as</p><p>best he could.</p><p></p><p>One of the runners asked him, "Do you always run in the nude?"</p><p></p><p>He answered, while gasping for air, "Oh, yes, it feels so free having</p><p>the air blow over your skin while you are running."</p><p></p><p>The other runner then asked the nude man, "Do you always run carrying</p><p>your clothes on your arm?"</p><p></p><p>The nude man answered breathlessly, "Oh, yes, that way I can get</p><p>dressed right at the end of the run and get in my car to go home!"</p><p></p><p>The runner then asked, "Do you always wear a condom when you run?"</p><p></p><p>He replied "Only if it's raining."</p><p>A bartender was getting ready to close for the night when a robber with</p><p>a ski mask burst in and pulls a gun. He yells to the bartender, "This</p><p>is a stick-up! Put all your dough in this bag!"</p><p></p><p>The scared bartender pleads, "Don't shoot, please! I'll do as you say!"</p><p></p><p>The robber yells, "Shut up and empty the cash register!"</p><p></p><p>The bartender says, "Okay, okay! Just don't shoot; I have a wife and</p><p>kids! I'll do whatever you say!"</p><p></p><p>The crook takes the money then puts the gun to the bartender's head and</p><p>says, Alright, now suck my cock!"</p><p></p><p>"Anything!" cries the bartender, "Just don't shoot!"</p><p></p><p>The bartender starts to blow the crook. As the crook gets excited, he</p><p>drops the gun.</p><p></p><p>The bartender sees the gun on the floor, picks it up, hands it back to</p><p>the crook and yells, "Hold the gun, damn it!" One of my friends might</p><p>walk in!"<span style="color: Silver"></span></p><p><span style="color: Silver"></span></p><p><span style="color: Silver"><span style="font-size: 9px">---------- Post added at 05:16 PM ---------- 6 hour anti-bump limit - Previous post was at 11:28 AM ----------</span></span></p><p><span style="color: Silver"></span></p><p><span style="color: Silver"></span><strong><span style="color: Teal">First Date</span></strong></p><p></p><p>A guy walks a woman to the door after there first date. He asks her if</p><p>she has had a good time.She tells him yes but that to get her really</p><p>horny she likes her men to be Rough, Tough & Selfish.</p><p></p><p>The next week the guy picks her up for there evening out dressed in a</p><p>bikers black leathers. He grabs her throws her on the back of his newly</p><p>rented Harley and away they go to the nearest bikers bar.</p><p></p><p>The whole evening is spent drinking and brawling with the bikers.</p><p>When they get back to her house, he drags her up to the bedroom.</p><p></p><p>He asks her "Well, was I Rough?"</p><p>"Yes" she purrs and rubs herself suggestively.</p><p></p><p>"and was I Tough?" he asks.</p><p>"Oh yes " she moans.</p><p></p><p>"Well them its time to be selfish". So saying he whips out his penis and</p><p>gives himself a handjob.</p><p></p><p><strong><span style="color: Red">oOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOo</span></strong></p><p></p><p>A guy gets married but is a virgin and needs help with technique. He gets a</p><p>friend to tag along and rent a room that connects via the bathroom. He</p><p>figures he can pretend that nature called and go get advice at any time. As</p><p>soon as he and his wife get started, he becomes confused and rushes to the</p><p>bathroom. While he's in there, his new bride discovers that she needs to</p><p>take a dump badly. She finds a shoebox and squats down and takes care of</p><p>business.</p><p>As she finishes, he starts to come out so she turns out the lights and jumps</p><p>into bed. As he walks across the room, he steps in it and screams, "Oh man,</p><p>this box is full of shit!" His buddy yells out from the bathroom, "turn 'er</p><p>over Fred, turn 'er over".</p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="melody, post: 1064028117, member: 14320"] [B][COLOR="Teal"]Sensuality[/COLOR][/B] Lying still, not allowed to move, the ties hold me captive. Breathy moans pass my lips, quivering, shivering. Your tongue and lips, dancing over my skin. Sucking here, nibbling there. Licking here, biting there. Kissing here, nipping there. Teasing Pleasing Whimpers turn to moans and my body squirms. You take me higher, exploring the warmth of my sweet flesh. Nibble the ears, nip the neck. Sucking and chewing, you mark me as yours. Tongue gliding, traveling. Sucking my nipples, teasing, tonguing them, to hardened peeks, of inflamed desire. Exploring my breasts, your tongue travels down, down. Licking my belly. Tongue circling my button. Dipping inside. I quiver, wanting more. Anticipating the path your tongue is taking. Breath hot, tongue tracing, full puffy outer lips. Licking the moistness tasting my juices. Then your tongue licking, darting, teasing, dancing, over my clit. Teeth nipping, nibbling. Tongue stabbing, thrusting, probing, seeking, deep inside. Moans become screams, as my passion builds. I beg for release. Yes, cum, cum for me sweet pet. Cum for your Master. You cry. With a gush, I cum. Washing your face with my sweet juices. You drink deeply of my gift. Shivering, shuddering, trembling, whimpering, moaning, slowly calming, as you caress me down. Kissing you deep. Tasting myself upon your mouth. Uhmmmmm, so good. ~ Author unknown [B][COLOR="Red"]&&&&&[/COLOR][/B] Yo mama's so bald, when she braids her hair, it looks like stitches. Yo mama's so bald, when she puts on a turtle neck she looks like a roll on deodorant. Yo mama's so bald, when she goes to bed, her head slips off the pillow. Yo mama's so bald headed, when she showers she gets brainwashed. Yo mama's so bald, when she puts on a turtle neck she looks like a busted condom. Yo mama's so bald, you could draw a line down the middle of her head and it would look like my ass. Yo mama's so bald, I can read her mind. Yo mama's so bald, I thought she was Mr. Clean. [B][COLOR="Teal"]Town Marathon[/COLOR][/B] A woman was having an affair during the day while her husband was at work. One day she was in bed with her boyfriend when she heard her husband's car pull in the driveway. She yelled to the boyfriend, "Hurry! Grab your clothes and jump out the window, my husband's home early!" The boyfriend looked out the window and said, "I can't jump out the window! It's raining like hell out there!" She said, "If my husband catches us in here, he'll kill us both!" So the boyfriend grabs his clothes and jumps out the window! As he began running down the street, he discovered he had run right in the middle of a town marathon, so he started running along beside the others. Being naked, with his clothes tucked under his arm, he tried to "blend in" as best he could. One of the runners asked him, "Do you always run in the nude?" He answered, while gasping for air, "Oh, yes, it feels so free having the air blow over your skin while you are running." The other runner then asked the nude man, "Do you always run carrying your clothes on your arm?" The nude man answered breathlessly, "Oh, yes, that way I can get dressed right at the end of the run and get in my car to go home!" The runner then asked, "Do you always wear a condom when you run?" He replied "Only if it's raining." A bartender was getting ready to close for the night when a robber with a ski mask burst in and pulls a gun. He yells to the bartender, "This is a stick-up! Put all your dough in this bag!" The scared bartender pleads, "Don't shoot, please! I'll do as you say!" The robber yells, "Shut up and empty the cash register!" The bartender says, "Okay, okay! Just don't shoot; I have a wife and kids! I'll do whatever you say!" The crook takes the money then puts the gun to the bartender's head and says, Alright, now suck my cock!" "Anything!" cries the bartender, "Just don't shoot!" The bartender starts to blow the crook. As the crook gets excited, he drops the gun. The bartender sees the gun on the floor, picks it up, hands it back to the crook and yells, "Hold the gun, damn it!" One of my friends might walk in!"[COLOR="Silver"] [SIZE=1]---------- Post added at 05:16 PM ---------- 6 hour anti-bump limit - Previous post was at 11:28 AM ----------[/SIZE] [/COLOR][B][COLOR="Teal"]First Date[/COLOR][/B] A guy walks a woman to the door after there first date. He asks her if she has had a good time.She tells him yes but that to get her really horny she likes her men to be Rough, Tough & Selfish. The next week the guy picks her up for there evening out dressed in a bikers black leathers. He grabs her throws her on the back of his newly rented Harley and away they go to the nearest bikers bar. The whole evening is spent drinking and brawling with the bikers. When they get back to her house, he drags her up to the bedroom. He asks her "Well, was I Rough?" "Yes" she purrs and rubs herself suggestively. "and was I Tough?" he asks. "Oh yes " she moans. "Well them its time to be selfish". So saying he whips out his penis and gives himself a handjob. [B][COLOR="Red"]oOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOo[/COLOR][/B] A guy gets married but is a virgin and needs help with technique. He gets a friend to tag along and rent a room that connects via the bathroom. He figures he can pretend that nature called and go get advice at any time. As soon as he and his wife get started, he becomes confused and rushes to the bathroom. While he's in there, his new bride discovers that she needs to take a dump badly. She finds a shoebox and squats down and takes care of business. As she finishes, he starts to come out so she turns out the lights and jumps into bed. As he walks across the room, he steps in it and screams, "Oh man, this box is full of shit!" His buddy yells out from the bathroom, "turn 'er over Fred, turn 'er over". [/QUOTE]
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