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<blockquote data-quote="melody" data-source="post: 1064026808" data-attributes="member: 14320"><p><strong><span style="color: Teal">Naughty Funnies</span></strong></p><p></p><p>The teacher asked Little Johnny, "Please name the elements."</p><p></p><p>"There's earth and there's air," began Little Johnny, "and there's fire</p><p>and...er... water... and---oh, yeah---fucking."</p><p></p><p>The teacher gasped,. "That is a filthy thing to say, Little Johnny, what</p><p>ever made you say that was one of the elements?"</p><p></p><p>"I overheard my mom telling one of her friends," answered Little Johnny,</p><p>"She said when my dad gets to fucking, he's really in his element."</p><p><strong><span style="color: Red">--------------</span></strong></p><p>The new stewardess was summoned to the office of the head of the</p><p>training program for a severe reprimand. "I heard about that episode on</p><p>your first flight, Miss Larson," said the director, glaring over the top</p><p>of her glasses.</p><p></p><p>"From now on, whenever a passenger feels faint, I'll thank you to push</p><p>his head down between his own legs!"</p><p><strong><span style="color: Red">--------------</span></strong></p><p>This day holds a lot of meaning for me. It was on this day two years ago</p><p>that I lost my dear wife and children. . . . . . . . .I'll never forget</p><p>that game of cards...</p><p><strong><span style="color: Red">--------------</span></strong></p><p>A journalist had done a story on gender roles in Kuwait several years</p><p>before the Gulf War, and she noted then that women customarily walked</p><p>about 10 feet behind their husbands.</p><p></p><p>She returned to Kuwait recently and observed that the men now walked</p><p>several yards behind their wives.</p><p></p><p>She approached one of the women for an explanation. "This is marvelous,"</p><p>said the journalist. "What enabled women here to achieve this reversal</p><p>of roles?"</p><p></p><p>Replied the Kuwaiti woman, "Land mines"</p><p><strong><span style="color: Red">--------------</span></strong></p><p>Q: What's the difference between a man and a hog?</p><p>A: A hog doesn't have to sit in a bar and buy drinks all night long,</p><p>just to fuck some pig.</p><p></p><p>"I was sexually abused as a child, first by my right hand, then by my</p><p>left"</p><p></p><p></p><p>ME & MY TRUE LOVE were having our DAILY romp in the hay when her MOM</p><p>walks in & caught us FLAT-FOOTED !!!! MOM didn't say a DAM WORD-----</p><p>(gist put her head in the manger & started eatin' hay !!!! )</p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="melody, post: 1064026808, member: 14320"] [B][COLOR="Teal"]Naughty Funnies[/COLOR][/B] The teacher asked Little Johnny, "Please name the elements." "There's earth and there's air," began Little Johnny, "and there's fire and...er... water... and---oh, yeah---fucking." The teacher gasped,. "That is a filthy thing to say, Little Johnny, what ever made you say that was one of the elements?" "I overheard my mom telling one of her friends," answered Little Johnny, "She said when my dad gets to fucking, he's really in his element." [B][COLOR="Red"]--------------[/COLOR][/B] The new stewardess was summoned to the office of the head of the training program for a severe reprimand. "I heard about that episode on your first flight, Miss Larson," said the director, glaring over the top of her glasses. "From now on, whenever a passenger feels faint, I'll thank you to push his head down between his own legs!" [B][COLOR="Red"]--------------[/COLOR][/B] This day holds a lot of meaning for me. It was on this day two years ago that I lost my dear wife and children. . . . . . . . .I'll never forget that game of cards... [B][COLOR="Red"]--------------[/COLOR][/B] A journalist had done a story on gender roles in Kuwait several years before the Gulf War, and she noted then that women customarily walked about 10 feet behind their husbands. She returned to Kuwait recently and observed that the men now walked several yards behind their wives. She approached one of the women for an explanation. "This is marvelous," said the journalist. "What enabled women here to achieve this reversal of roles?" Replied the Kuwaiti woman, "Land mines" [B][COLOR="Red"]--------------[/COLOR][/B] Q: What's the difference between a man and a hog? A: A hog doesn't have to sit in a bar and buy drinks all night long, just to fuck some pig. "I was sexually abused as a child, first by my right hand, then by my left" ME & MY TRUE LOVE were having our DAILY romp in the hay when her MOM walks in & caught us FLAT-FOOTED !!!! MOM didn't say a DAM WORD----- (gist put her head in the manger & started eatin' hay !!!! ) [/QUOTE]
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