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Message: <blockquote data-quote="melody" data-source="post: 1064024261" data-attributes="member: 14320">ElevatorsA blonde, a brunette and a redhead are riding in an elevatorfrom the 14th floor to the lobby. The redhead notices a spoton the elevator wall and says, "That looks like a cum stain."The brunette leans over and smells the stain. "Smells like acum stain," she says. The blonde leans over and tastes the spot,then says, "Well, it's nobody from this building."%%%%%John pays a visit to a gorgeous young prostitute.After two hours of exhausting great sex he says:'Now you won't see me for a while'.The prostitute regrets to see a good customer leave and asks: 'Are you too busy next week to pay me a visit?'.'No sweetie, that's not what I mean. Please turn around...'%%%%%Paula was in bed having sex with her husband's best friend when allof a sudden the telephone rings and she answers. After hanging up she says,"That was Adrian, but don't worry, he won't be home for awhile ...He's playing cards with you."%%%%%Jeff and Rose had really hit it off and, at the end of the evening as theywere beginning to undress each other in his apartment, Jeff said,"Before we go any further, Rose, tell me ~Do you have any special fetishes that I should know of before we go to bed?""As a matter of fact," smiled Rose, "I do happen to have a foot fetish."Then, looking down at Jeff's member, she added,"but I suppose I could settle for seven or eight inches."Pleasssse!One night a guy takes his girlfriend home. As they are about to kisseach other goodnight, the guy starts feeling a little horny. With anair of confidence, he leans with his hand against the wall and,smiling, he says to her:Him: "Darling, would you give me a blowjob?"Her: "Are you mad? My parents will see us!"Him: "Oh come on! Who's gonna see us at this hour?"Her: "No, please. Can you imagine if we get caught?"Him: "Oh come on! There's nobody around, they're all sleeping!"Her: "No way. It's just too risky!"Him (horny as hell): "Oh please, please, I love you so much?!?"Her: "No, no, and no. I love you too, but I just can't!"Him: "Oh yes you can. Please?"Her: "No, no. I just can't"Him: "I beg you ... "Out of the blue, the light on the stairs goes on, and the girl'slittle sister shows up in her pajamas, hair disheveled, and in asleepy voice she says. "Mom says to go ahead and give him a blowjob.Otherwise I can do it. Or if need be, she can come down herself anddo it. But tell him to take his fuckin' hand off the intercom !!!!"According to a recent survey, men say the first thing theynotice about a women are their eyes. And women say the firstthing they notice about men are: they're a bunch of fucking liars."AFRICAN PENISA couple was watching a Discovery Channel specialabout an African bush tribe whose men all hadpenises 24 inches long. When a male reaches acertain age, a string is tied around his penis and onthe other end is a weight. After a while, the weightstretches the penis to 24 inches.Later that evening as the husband was gettingout of the shower, his wife looked down at himand said, "How about we try the Africanstring-and-weight procedure?" The husbandagreed and they tied a string and weight to hispenis.A few days later, the wife asked the husband,"How is our little tribal experiment coming along?""Well, it looks like we're about half way there,"he replied."Wow, you mean it's grown to 12 inches?""No, it's turned black."</blockquote>

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