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Message: <blockquote data-quote="melody" data-source="post: 1064020980" data-attributes="member: 14320">The Best TreatmentThree young men went to the local whorehouse and asked the madam forthe best treatment the house had to offer. She told them, "We have threehigh class deals. One for $100, one for $200, and one for $300."The first guy couldn't wait to see what he would get for his $100, sohe plunked the money down and went off to a room. His friends overheardhis squeals of ecstasy. He came out later with a big smile on his face andexplained to his two friends that for $100 he got the most beautiful girlhe had ever seen. She had put two pineapple rings around his penis andeaten them off, slowly.The second guy hastily forked over $200 and walked rapidly into aroom. He likewise made groans and moans of pleasure loud enough for hispals to hear. When he came out he explained that he, too, had had themost beautiful girl he had ever seen. She had also put two pineapplerings around his penis, but in his case added a mountain of whipped creambefore she ate them off, slowly.By this time the third guy was beside himself. He dropped his walletin his haste to get out his $300, and literally sprinted into a room forhis turn. As before, the two outside heard sounds of pleasure but thishalted suddenly with a blood-curdling scream. The guy came out of the roomdoubled over and bleeding. "What went on?" asked on of his friends."Well, she was the most beautiful girl I have ever seen. She startedout by putting two pineapple rings on my penis, then whipped cream, nuts,chocolate syrup and a cherry. I was so excited and it looked so good, Iate it myself!"******************Little Johnny walked in on his parents as they were having sex onenight. "Mommy, Daddy! What are you doing?""Well, uh, I am bumping all the air out of your Daddy," Mom explained."What the fuck good will that do?" Johnny asked. "The lady next doorwill just blow him back up, again."</blockquote>

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