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Message: <blockquote data-quote="melody" data-source="post: 1064020458" data-attributes="member: 14320">A Farmer And His WifeThe farmer's wife walked into the barn one day and was aghast at whatshe saw in there. Instead of milking their cow, her husband wasstanding with his trousers down at the rear quarter of the bovine andhumping away at it like a mink.Angrily she yelled at him, "That's the most depraved and disgustingthing I've ever seen in my life! I'm going to tell everyone in thecommunity that you were having sex with the cow!"The farmer, meanwhile, had finished up his task and was slowlypulling his trousers back up when he looked at his spouse and calmlyreplied, "Very well. You tell everyone I had sex with the cow andI'll tell everyone that it's because the cow is better than you!"-----When Tom's wife came home Sunday afternoon to find the kitchen andliving room a mess, the laundry still in a pile by the washer and Tomon the couch having done nothing but drink beer and watch football allday, she yelled, "Watch yourself, mister, or you're going to make me dosomething I don't want to do!""Wow," Tom thought, "I can't believe I'm going to get a blowjob out ofthis!"*-----The third-grade teacher was teachingEnglish and repeated for her class:"Mary had a little lamb,whose fleece was white as snowAnd everywhere that Mary went,the lamb was sure to go."She explained this was an example ofpoetry, but could be changed to proseby changing the last line from "thelamb was sure to go" to "the lambwent with her."A few days later, she asked for anexample of poetry or prose. Johnnyraised his hand and said,"Mary had a little pig --An scrawny little runt.He stuck his nose in Mary's ClothesAnd smelled her little . . ."He stopped, turned to the teacher, andasked, "Do you want poetry or prose?""Prose!" the teacher said weakly.So Johnny said, " . . . Asshole."</blockquote>

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