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Message: <blockquote data-quote="melody" data-source="post: 1064016973" data-attributes="member: 14320">Rules And Instructions On Being A Man(Part 2)44. It is never your duty to take responsibility for youractions.45. Create new words and phrases to describe genitalia, sex,semen, etc.46. Lie.47. Play with your food only if you are in a public placewith people you don't know.48. Play with your penis only if you are in a public placewith people you don't know.49. If people express extreme disgust at whatever you aredoing, DON'T STOP! This is the desired reaction.50. You are NOT a virgin. Ever. Males are born withoutvirginity.51. You are male, therefore you are superior.52. Agenda for a typical evening: Get beer. Drink beer. Playwith yourself. Have sex. Drink more beer. Pass out.53. Females do not care what you do to them as long as theyget to please you.54. Don't ever notice anything.55. If you're going out with someone but you love someoneelse, don't say anything. Wait until the girl you aregoing out with falls in love with YOU, and then tellher.56. Basic fundamental rule of ******: Quantity, not quality.57. Basic fundamental rule of sex: Quantity IS quality.58. Lie.59. If you cheat on a girl, but no one finds out, thentechnically you've done nothing wrong.60. Crying is not manly. Then again, if you are a man, whatdo you have to cry about, anyway?61. If the question begins with "why," the answer is "Idon't know."62. Women are your napkins. Use them, and throw them away.63. Remember, Every virgin girl is saving herself for YOU.64. Don't ever let anyone say "I told you so." If you hearthis phrase and it didn't come out of your mouth, goballistic.65. If your woman makes you go shopping with her, drivearound until a parking spot right near the door opensup. If this takes hours, so be it. You will have thecoveted "door spot" and others will worship your skills.66. Other peoples' pain is strictly for your amusement.Laugh long, laugh loud, laugh heartily.67. Lie.68. If anyone asks you for a favor- a) make a big deal abouthow hard it is for you to do it, b) remind them of thishuge favor you've done for them at least every 5 minutesfor the rest of their life.69. 6970. If you do something really mean to a girl, and shedoesn't want to talk to you, pretend nothing happened.If she still doesn't talk to you, casually ask, "issomething wrong?"71. Three words: Let's be friends. Translation: I never wantto speak to you again, but it's bad for my nice-guyimage if you are mad at me, so I'll pretend I want to beyour friend.72. Lie.73. If you're on a date, and there is a lull in theconversation, tell the girl how many different dormsyou've been laid in.74. Here's a good trick. Tell a girl that you're going toleave for a few minutes and when you come back, you wanther naked, sprawled on the bed. Leave, and go into herdad's room and tell him he should go check on hisdaughter. Then drive like hell. (True story.)75. If a girl breaks up with you because you're in love withsomeone else, she has no right to be upset. Because, youknow, SHE's the one who wanted to end the relationship.76. The best sex position is you, lying face up... andtwenty girls on top.77. Default facial expression: blank stare.78. Spend your spare time thinking of excuses and shove themup your butt. Then, whenever you need a good excuse, youcan pull it out of your ass.79. If you are asked to do something you REALLY DON'T wantto do, first try your manly best to get out of it. Ifthat doesn't work, go ahead and do what you were askedto do, but complain that you don't know how to do it andcontinuously ask questions on how to do each littlepart. If no one rushes in to do it for you YET, finishthe job in the most half-assed way you possibly can andthen say, "SEE?? I TOLD you I couldn't do it."Eventually, people will stop asking you to do things.80. Do not listen to "pussy music" such as Erasure, Color MeBadd, or Oldies.81. Beer. Then more beer.82. One word: FOOTBALL!83. Real men beat up others who are inferior. I mean, wedon't want the inferior of the species to get toreproduce ever, do we???84. Discuss your pecs at every opportunity.85. LIE.</blockquote>

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