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Message: <blockquote data-quote="melody" data-source="post: 1064011193" data-attributes="member: 14320">Kenny, Stinko DrunkKenny came home from the pub late one Friday evening stinko drunk, as heoften did, and crept into bed beside his wife, who was already asleep.He gave a peck on the cheek and fell asleep.When he awoke he found a strange man standing at the end of his bedwearing a long flowing white robe."Who the hell are you?" Demanded Kenny, "and what are you doing in mybedroom?".The mysterious Man answered "This isn't your bedroom and I'm St Peter".Kenny was stunned "You mean I'm dead!!! That can't be, I have so much tolive for, I haven't said goodbye to my family.... you've got to send meback straight away".St Peter replied "Yes you can be reincarnated but there is a catch. Wecan only send you back as a dog or a hen." Kenny was devastated, butknowing there was a farm not far from his house, he asked to be sentback as a hen. A flash of light later, he was covered in feathers andclucking around pecking the ground. "This ain't so bad" he thought untilhe felt this strange feeling welling up inside him.The farmyard rooster strolled over and said "So you're the new hen, howare you enjoying your first day here?""It's not so bad" replies Kenny, "but I have this strange feeling insidelike I'm about to explode"."You're ovulating" explained the rooster, "don't tell me you've neverlaid an egg before"."Never" replies Kenny"Well just relax and let it happen"And so he did and after a few uncomfortable seconds later, an egg popsout from under his tail. An immense feeling of relief swept over him andhis emotions got the better of him as he experienced motherhood for thefirst time. When he laid his second egg, the feeling of happiness wasoverwhelming and he knew that being reincarnated as a hen was the bestthing that ever happened to him... ever!!!The joy kept coming and as he was just about to lay his third egg hefelt an enormous smack on the back of his head and heard his wifeshouting "Kenny, wake up you drunken bastard, you're shitting on the bed!!!A young boy knows about sex and where babies come from because hismother told him that "the man puts his penis inside the woman and shegets pregnant." A few days later, after pondering this for some time,the boy asks in all the innocence and wonder of a child, "Does theman ever get his penis back?Paul - yes - but women like to keep a hold on the man's balls indefinitely!</blockquote>

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