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Message: <blockquote data-quote="melody" data-source="post: 1064008600" data-attributes="member: 14320">Jacko's Q's & A'sMichael Jackson had a boy. He also became a father.He asked his wife's doctor how soon after the birth couldhe have sex. The doctor told him he should wait untilthe kid is at least 12 or 13 years old.~~~Michael decided to have a boy of his own because it's tooexpensive to rent them at $2 million a pop.~~~Michael Jackson and Woody Allen on child psychology:"Spare the rod, and spoil the child."~~~Michael Jackson and Pee Wee Herman are releasinga new music video. It's titled "I'll Beat It For You."~~~Did Jacko commit the attack-o?Is he guilty of an illegal fudge pack-o?Cut the man some slack-o.It's evidence we lack-o.Maybe he just squirted lotion on the kid's back-o.~~~Q: What did Michael Jackson say to Woody Allen?A: "Got two fives for a ten?"Q: What is Michael Jackson's alma mater?A: Bring-em Young.Q: Did you hear about the duet by Michael Jackson and Elton John?A: It's called "Don't Let Your Son Go Down On Me."Q: Why does Michael Jackson hide for a couple hours afterone of his little friends leave?A: It takes that long to get the bubble gum off his dick.Q: What's the difference between Mr. Potato Head and Michael Jackson?A: Michael Jackson has had more noses.Q: Why did Michael invite MacCauly Caulkin to the house?A: He's like the little boy he never had.Q: Why did Michael really to go to rehab?A: He's a crack addict.Q: What's Michael Jackson's favorite nursery rhyme?A: Little Boy Blew.Q: Did you know that Michael Jackson is 45?A: Yeah, but he still feels like a 13 year old.Q: How did Michael get in trouble?A: He was feeling a little Randy.Q: How is Michael dealing with his problems?A: He's holding his own.Q: How did Michael actually proposition the little boy?A: It was just a slip of the tongue.Q: What's sex like for Michael?A: Child's play.Q: How is Michael now?A: Feeling a little crotchety.Q: Hear about the new Michael Jackson doll?A: It comes in a little can.Q: Why does Michael like children so much?A: He knows how they feel.Q: Why was Michael Jackson relieved of his Cub Scout Leader duties?A: He was up to a pack a day.Emoticons/AssiconsWe all know those cute little computer symbols called "emoticons," where::) means a smile and:( is a frown.Sometimes these are represented by:-):-(Well, how about some "ASSICONS?"Here goes:(_!_) a regular ass(__!__) a fat ass(!) a tight ass(_*_) a sore ass{_!_} a swishy ass(_o_) an ass that's been around(_O_) And more....(_ x _) kiss my ass(_X_) leave my ass alone(_zzz_) a tired ass(_E=mc2_) a smart ass(_$_) Money coming out of his ass(_?_) Dumb Ass(_._) A flat ass(_^_) A bubbly ass(_!__) A lop-sided ass(_o^o_) A wise ass(_13_) An unlucky assYou have just been e-mooned!</blockquote>

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