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Message: <blockquote data-quote="melody" data-source="post: 1064007015" data-attributes="member: 14320">Naughty QuikiesHave you heard about the new supersensitive condoms?They hang around after the man leaves and talk to the woman.Define "Egghead "What Mrs. Dumpty gives to Humpty.KY Jelly has jumped on the Millennium bandwagon with theslogan for their new product: "Y2K-Y Jelly : when you want to put four digits where only two could fit before!"Did you hear about the male prostitute who got leprosy?He did okay until his business fell off.What did the Indian say when the white man tied his penisin a knot?"How come?"Why are cowgirls bowlegged?Cowboys like to eat with their hats on.What's the definition of a teenager?God's punishment for enjoying sex.Hear the slogan for the Stealth Condom?"They'll never see you coming."What's the definition of eternity?The length of time between when YOU comeand SHE leaves.Why is being in the military like a blowjob?The closer you get to discharge, the better you feel.What's the ultimate in rejection?When you're masturbating and your hand falls asleep.Why don't debutantes go to orgies?There'd be too many thank you notes to write.How can you get AIDS from a toilet seat?By sitting down before the last guy gets up.Have you heard about the blind hooker?You've gotta hand it to her!What did the cannibal get when he was late for dinner?The cold shoulder.Can you say three two-letter words that mean small?Is it in?What has a whole bunch of little balls and screwsold ladies?A bingo machine.If Eve wore a fig leaf, what did Adam wear?A hole in it.What is a Yankee?The same as a quickie, but a guy can do it alone.What did the banana say to the vibrator?What are YOU shaking for? She's going to eat me!How many men does it take to screw in a light bulb?One...men will screw anything.What is the difference between "ooooooh" and"aaaaaaah"?About three inches.What does Popeye do to keep his favorite toolfrom rusting?Sticks it in Olive Oyl.What is the definition of wicker box?It's what Elmer Fudd wants to do to JLo.Q: What do you call a fag bar with no bar stools?A: A fruit stand!Q: Why was the cannibal walking through the jungle eating monkey shit?A: He had just ate a Lawyer and had to get the taste out of his mouth.Q: Why are bachelors thin, and married men fat?A: Bachelors come home, check to see what's in the fridge, and go to bed.….Married men come home, check to see what's in the bed, and go the fridge.Different Scenarios1st Scenario...Daddy and Mommy are fighting in the living room, right before theirlittle son.Daddy : " Oh!!! You Bitch! "Mommy: " What?? You Bastard! "Son : " Daddy, Mommy, what's Bitch and Bastard?" At thismoment, Daddy blushes. He quickly thinks up of something.Daddy : " It means Ladies and Gentlemen, Son. "Son : " Oh I see! "2nd Scenario...Little Son was watching a TV show about premarital sex, and therethey mentioned the words 'breasts' and 'penises'. Mommy wasreading the papers.Son : " Mommy, what's breasts and penises? " At this moment,Mommy turned blue, and quickly thought of something to say.Mommy: " It means coats and hats, Son. "Son : " Oh I see! "3rd Scenario...Daddy was shaving his beard and Son passed by the toilet.Suddenly, Daddy cut himself and screamed...Daddy: " OH SHIT!! "Son : " Daddy, what's shit? " At this moment, Daddy's eyesbulged, and quickly thought of something to say.Daddy: " It means shaving cream, Son. "Son : " Oh I see! "4th Scenario...Christmas is approaching, and Mommy was stuffing the turkeyinto the stove. The turkey just wouldn't fit into the stove, so she said...Mommy: " Oh FUCK! "Son : " Mommy, what's fuck? " At this moment, Mommy froze.She quickly thought of something to say.Mommy: " It means stuffing, Son. "Son : " Oh I see! "5th scenario...It's Christmas eve! Little Son exuberantly opened the door to let allhis uncles, aunties, cousins and friends come into the house.Proudly, he said...Son : " Welcome in, Bastards and Bitches! Please put all yourbreasts and penises at that corner of the house! My parents arebusy at the moment. You see, Daddy is putting shit on his faceupstairs and Mommy is fucking the turkey in the kitchen, but don'tworry, they'll be out here in a minute!oOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOA guy walked into the doctor's surgery for an appointment."Would you like to tell me your problem?" the pretty receptionist asked"I'll need the information for the doctor.""It's rather embarrassing," the guy stammered. "You see, I have a verylarge and almost constant erection.""Well, the doctor is very busy today," the receptionist cooed, "butmaybe I can squeeze you in."</blockquote>

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