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Message: <blockquote data-quote="melody" data-source="post: 1064003346" data-attributes="member: 14320">ShipwreckedA young man was shipwrecked on a remote island.There was nothing for him to do except play with himself.After many years even that stopped.He was always preparing for the day when he would be saved.One morning he saw a ship turn into the cove and he quickly ran tothe woodpile and started it afire.He then threw wet seaweed on top and the smoke was bellowinghigh in the air.All of a sudden the ship starts to come his way.He gets all excited and thinks I am finally going to be saved.The first thing I want is to take a hot shower ,then they are going to give me some clothes and I am goingto go upstairs and have a nice dinner.I will find a nice lady to dance with then I will take to her cabinand we can kiss and I can fondle her body.She will start to take off her clothes and she will be wearing red satin panties,and I will rub them.With this, he starts to get an erection; he slips his hand into his shorts,grabs his pecker and yells,"Ha, Ha, Ha - I LIED ABOUT THE SHIP.":-);-0;-):-):-):-):-):-):-):-):Every time an Indian walks into the chief's teepee he sees thatthe chief is masturbating. They finally realize this is a seriousproblem, so they fix him up with a nice woman, and she startsliving with him in his teepee.One day, one of the Indians walks into to chief's teepee, andthere's the chief masturbating again.He says, "Chief, what are you doing? We fix you up with abeautiful woman."The chief says, "Her arm get tired."Teeth Down ThereA little boy is waiting for his mom to come out of the changing room while shopping with her.The little boy gets bored and when his mom comes out, she finds him sliding his hand up a dummy's skirt."GET YOUR HAND OUT OF THERE!" she shouts. "DON'T YOU KNOW THAT WOMEN HAVE TEETH DOWN THERE!"The little boy quickly snatches his hand away and thanks his lucky stars that nothing serious happened.So, for the rest of his life, this poor little boy grows up thinking that all women have teeth down below.By the time he reaches 16, he finds himself a girl. One night, while her parents were out of town, she invites him over for a little action.After a few hours of making out and grinding on the sofa, she asks him to go a bit further."What do you mean?" he asks."Well, why don't you put your hand down there?" while pointing to her privates."HELL NO!" he cries. "You've got teeth down there.""What?? No I don't," she responds."Yes you do," he says. "My mom told me that you do.""No I don't," she insists. "Here, look for yourself." With that, she pulls down her pants and gives him a little peek."No I'm sorry" he says. "My mom already told me that all women have teeth down there.""Oh for crying out loud!" she screams. With that, she whips off her panties, throws her legs behind her head, and says, "Look, I don't have any teeth down there."He replies, "Well, with the condition of those gums I'm not surprised."__________Two old people, a man and a woman, walk into a hospital.The doctor says to the old man,"I'll need a urine sample, a feces sample, and a blood sample."The old man says, "What?"So the doctor says it again..Once again the old man says, "what?"So the doctor yells it,"I NEED A URINE SAMPLE, A FECES SAMPLE, AND A BLOOD SAMPLE!"With that the old woman turns to the old man and says,"He needs a pair of your underwear!"</blockquote>

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