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Message: <blockquote data-quote="melody" data-source="post: 1064002345" data-attributes="member: 14320">PancakesBrenda and Steve took their six-year-old son to the doctor.With some hesitation, they explained that although theirlittle angel appeared to be in good health, they wereconcerned about his rather small penis.After examining the child, the doctor confidently declared,"Just feed him pancakes. That should solve the problem."The next morning when the boy arrived at breakfast, and there was alarge stack of warm pancakes in the middle of the table."Gee, Mom," he exclaimed. "For me ?""Just take two," Betty replied."The rest are for your father.-------------Know what you call a blonde wearing pigtails?a blowjob with handlebarsQ: What did god say after making Adam?A: I can do better.Q: Then what did he say after creating Eve??A: Fuck, guess I was wrong.--------------The three husbands stayed in one tentand the three wives stayed in the other.At about 3 in the morning, Bob woke up and yelled,"Wow, unbelievable!"Bill woke up and asked, "What's going on?"Bob said, "I've got to go to the other tent and find my wife.""How come?""To have sex! I just woke up with the biggest hard-onI've ever had in my life!"After a pause, Bill said, "Do you want me to come with you?""Hell, no! Why would I want you to do that?""Because that's my dick you're holding."Jarred is in bed with a girl and no matterwhat he does, he just can't seem to getan erection.She says,Come on, will you?Do SOMETHING!"He says, "Like what?"She says,Put your foot in."He sticks his foot in, and she has a merryold time riding it.A few days later, his foot is swelling up,has a runny, red rash, and it's starting to itch.He goes to the doctor to have it looked at.The doctor says calmly,Well, my friend,it seems you have gonorrheaof the big toe.Jarred says,GONORRHEA OF THE BIG TOE?Jeez, Doc, I bet that's pretty rare!"The doctor says, "Yeah, it's pretty rare."Of course, it's not as rare as the girl whowas in here this morningwith athlete's pussy."tttttJohn sat glumly all evening eyeing his wife suspiciously. Finally, heblurted, "Linda, admit it. You've been sucking off the dog!""What?!" she shouted. "How can you say such a thing?""I've been watching you two," Herb answered, "and every time you yawn,he gets a hard-on!"tttttThree guys and a girl are marooned on a desert island. After one week, the girl is so ashamed of what she's doing, she kills herself.After another week, the guys are so ashamed of what they're doing, they bury her.After another week, they're so ashamed of what they're doing, they dig her up again.tttttTwo gerbils are walking down the road and they pass this gay bar,the first gerbil says to the second, "Hey! You wanna get shit faced?"</blockquote>

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