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Message: <blockquote data-quote="melody" data-source="post: 1063999682" data-attributes="member: 14320">The GynecologistA girl goes to the gynecologist for the first time. She's up in thestirrups, and the doctor notices she's trembling. He says: You'renervous, aren't you?Yes, it's my first visit to a gynecologist.Would you like me to numb you down there?Oh, yes please.He sticks his face between her legs and goes Num, num, num .yyyyyCONFUCIUS SAY:Woman who springs on innerspring this spring, gets offspring next spring.Before becoming master fisherman, must be master baiter.Sex on beach is like American beer - very near water.Woman who pounce on dead rooster, go down on limp cock.Man who buy drowned cat, must pay for stinking wet pussy.Girl who is wallflower at party, may be dandelion in bed.Man who keep feet firmly on ground, have trouble putting on pantsWoman who slides down banister, makes monkey shine.yyyyyMy wife came home from the doctor's the other day and said that he toldher she couldn't make love. I've known this for years I want to know howhe found out!yyyyyIt was the first time the blonde was eating Thanksgiving dinner withouther family. Trying to re-enact the tradition, she prepared a dinner forherself. The next day her mother called to see how everything went.Oh, mother, I made myself a lovely dinner, but I had so much troubletrying to eat the turkey said the daughter.Did it not taste good her mother asked.I don't know,the blonde said. It wouldn't sit still! A Pig FarmerA pig farmer in Alabama was trying to get his pigs to breed,with no success. Every morning, he'd run outside to the barn andperform a pregnancy test on the female pigs. Everyday, the results werenegative.The farmer was baffled.One day, he called the local vet and asked for some advice. Thefarmer explained that he couldn't get his pigs to mate. The vetreplied, "Try artificial insemination.""What's that?" the farmer asked.The veterinarian said, "It just means if you can't get your pigsto mate, you'll have to do it for them."So the next day the farmer rounded his pigs into the back of hispickup and headed into the woods. Soon he stopped, and one by one heshagged each of the pigs.Later that week, the farmer checked the pigs. None of them werepregnant! So the farmer took the pigs out again and shagged themreally good.After days of this, with no pregnant pigs, the farmer gave up.One morning as he went to feed the pigs, he arrived to find that thepigs were all missing! He ran back inside the house and shouted,"Wife! The pigs are gone!"His wife replied, "Honey you're not going to believe this, but all ofyour pigs are sitting in your pickup, and one of them is honkingthe horn."o0o0o0o0o0A farmer walked into a drug store and said to the pharmacist, "I wantme one of them thar condoms with pesticides on it. Where do Ifind'em?"The pharmacist replied, "Oh sir, you must mean that you want thecondoms with SPERMICIDE, not pesticide. They're on aisle 4.""No, no, I want me them thar condoms with PESTICIDE on it," growled thefarmer."Sir," said the pharmacist, exasperated from explaining, "PESTICIDE isfor killing insects, SPERMICIDE is for killing sperm. I'm sure that youmean spermicide instead of pesticide.""Listen here," argued the farmer, "I want condoms with PESTICIDE on it,my wife's got a bug up her ass, and I aim to kill it."</blockquote>

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