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Message: <blockquote data-quote="melody" data-source="post: 1063999003" data-attributes="member: 14320">Married LifeThis guy has been married for about 6 months when he runs into a guyfrom his wedding party. The guy asked him how married life was treating him.The married guy replied,"Great except for one problem, our sex life. Everytime I am gettingoff, she isn't, and every time she is, I'm not.We are frustrated because we heard it is so much better when you getoff at the same time."The guy from the wedding party replied, "There is a simple solution tothat. The next time you are and she's not, give her a little jab in thestomach. For some reason that makes women get off."Even though it was against his better judgment, the married manpromised to try it, and the two parted their ways.About 3 months later, by chance they met up again and of course the guyis eager to find out what had happened. He replied, "Hey, is everythingbetter on the home front?" The married man replied, "Not exactly!!! Idid exactly as you told me to. I was getting ready toget off, so I punched her in the stomach. She pissed in my face andalmost bit my dick off!"==John was talking to Alan."So, Alan, how's it going with the ladies?""Women, to me, are nothing but sex objects.""Really?""Yep, whenever I mention sex, they object."==Did you hear about the divorced redneck?He wondered if his ex-wife was still his sister.==The morning after their honeymoon night, the wife says to herhusband, "You know, you're really a lousy lover!"The husband replies, "How would you know after only 30 seconds?"==What do you get if you cross a donkey with an onion?Most of the time you simply get an onion with long ears, but everyonce in a while you get a piece of ass that brings tears to youreyes.LifeA Catholic priest, a Protestant minister, and a Jewish rabbi were discussing when life begins."Life begins," said the priest, "at the moment of fertilization. That is when God instills the spark of life into the fetus.""We believe," said the minister, "that life begins at birth, because that is when the baby becomes an individual and is capable of making its own decisions and must learn about sin.""You're both wrong," said the rabbi. "Life begins when the children have graduated from college and moved out of the house."======================================================What did the post card say from the blonde?Having a good time. Where am I?Did 'ya hear about the blonde who..............Took her new scarf back to the store because it was too tight.================================================One day a guy with premature ejaculation problems went to a doctor. The doctor said, "Whenever you feel the urge to ejaculate, startle yourself." So he went out and bought a starter pistol.Luckily, when he got home his wife was already naked in bed, ready for him, so they got in the 69 position and started in. Soon he felt the urge to shoot his load, so he fired the pistol.The next day he went to the doctor. The doctor asked him how it went. He said, "Not too good. My wife bit off three inches of my dick, shit in my face, and my neighbor came out of the closet naked with his hands up."=========================================================Joe met Suzi in a nightclub.They enjoyed each other's company very much and at the end of the eveningSuzi invited Joe to her place, where they quickly got involved in a verypassionate and energetic session in bed together.Finally, tired and satisfied, they both lay back in the bed and snuggled up close to each other.After a short while, Suzi began tenderly stroking Joe's manhood.Surprised but appreciative, Joe comments, "Surely you can't be ready for more?Suzi replies, "No, but every now and then I get a bit nostalgic, and I miss the days when I had mine... "</blockquote>

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