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Message: <blockquote data-quote="melody" data-source="post: 1063997335" data-attributes="member: 14320">ROBIN HOOD(The Untold Story)You've heard the tale of Robin HoodAnd how he did poor people goodThere is more to this famous storyof Sherwood Forest's pride and gloryAt night when all the robbing was doneThe merry men would have some funIn fact it would be fair to sayThe merry men were rather gayAs Little John starts to unwindRobin takes him from behindAs they frolic in the grassRobin rams it up his arseOne night when they were all at playA gorgeous maiden came their wayShe sauntered up to Friar TuckAnd said "I'm Marion - wanna fuck?"Friar could not believe his ears"She's offering sex to all us queers!"While he recovered from the shockRobin presented her with his cockMarion's clothes were off in a flashAnd three merry men all had a bashFor Marion this was sheer blissAs they filler her every orificeWhen all was done she gave a whine"Thank you boys for a lovely time.But for your pleasure you must payI've got the pox - have a nice day.""Now listen here" said Friar Tuck"We really don't give a fuck""The laughs on you, you silly cow""We're all got AIDS - so who's fucked now!"Senior CitizensHoward is 95 and lives in a senior citizen home. Every nightafter dinner, Howard goes to a secluded garden behind the centerto sit and ponder his accomplishments and long life.One evening, Mildred, age 87, wanders into the garden. They beginto chat, and before they know it, several hours have passed.After a short lull in their conversation, Howard turns to Mildredand asks, "Do you know what I miss most of all?"She asks, "What?" and he replies"SEX!!!"Mildred exclaims, "Why you old fart, you couldn't get it up if Iheld a gun to your head!""I know," Howard says, "but it would be nice if a woman just heldit for a while.""Well, I can oblige", says Mildred, who gently unzips histrousers, removes his manhood and proceeds to hold it.Afterward, they agree to meet secretly each night in the gardenwhere they would sit and talk and Mildred would hold Howard'smanhood.Then, one night, Howard didn't show up at their usual meetingplace. Alarmed, Mildred decided to find Howard and make sure thathe was O.K.She walked around the senior citizen home where she found himsitting by the pool with another female resident, Ethel, who washolding Howard's manhood!Furious, Mildred yelled, "You two-timing creep! What does Ethelhave that I don't have?!?"Howard smiled happily and replied, "Parkinson's!"99999An old guy knocked on the door of the local brothel."What can I do for you, old man?" asked the madam at the door."I want a girl." the old man said."For you it will cost $100." replied the madam."Your putting me on?" the old man exclaimed."Nah," the madam replied, "That will cost you an extra $10!"</blockquote>

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