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Message: <blockquote data-quote="melody" data-source="post: 1063996023" data-attributes="member: 14320">A Dwarf With A LispA dwarf with a lisp goes to an agricultural show to buy a mare.He wanders around until he comes across a beautiful mare insidea small enclosure with a farmer standing at the gate. He goes upto the farmer and says, "Excthuth me, can I have a look at your horth?""Sure", says the farmer, "come on in."The dwarf wanders round and round the mare and then stops, says tothe farmer "Her eyeth, her eyeth, I want to see her eyeth."The farmer has to bend down and pick up the dwarf to show him themare's eyes. "Nith eyeth, nith eyeth, I like thith horth, I likethith horth, I think I want to buy thith horth."Once again the dwarf wanders around the horse, in turn asking thefarmer to pick him up and show him the mare's ears and exclaiming,"Nith earth, nith earth, I like thith horth, I like thith horth,I think I want to buy thith horth."The farmer is starting to get pissed off by this stage because thedwarf is quite heavy.Suddenly the dwarf stops in his tracks and says, "Her twat. her twat,I want to see her twat!"The farmer, infuriated, pick up the dwarf and drives him head firstinto the mare's backside. He leaves the dwarf's little legs kickingand wanders off to talk to his friends for a couple of minutes. Hethen comes back and extracts the dwarf from his predicament, "SCHLOOOOP!"The dwarf wipes himself down and says, "I think I better wephrasethat... I'd like to thee her gallop!"====================A young virgin marries a Greek man and before the wedding her fathertells her that, being Greek, her husband may ask her to turn the otherway in bed one day, but that she doesn't have to do it if she doesn'twant to. Sure enough, after a couple of months, her husband asks herto turn over and she says"No, my father said I don't have to do this."Her husband says "OK, that's fine by me, but I thought you wantedchildren." Street InsuranceShe Had Plenty Of Insurance. Unfortunately, Her Pimp Died.Today almost every hooker understands how important it is tohave life insurance. The streets can get pretty rough.But, what if her pimp is offed?Who's going to find new Johns?Who's going to supply the crack?Clearly his loss would create financial hardships for her andthe two mulatto kids he left behind.With Metropolitan Street Life's new Whore plus plan, aprostitute can get permanent insurance protection that providesdoor-to-door limo service, up to three fixes daily, and a bigugly motherfucker with a gun - just as if your main man wasstill around.All we ask in return for a safe future is 50% of the action.That's probably a better deal than HE gave you, and WE won'tbeat you upside the head!METROPOLITAN STREET LIFEProfessionals Helping Professionals.====================Three guys went to a night club one night. The first guy went inand a dancer put a doughnut on his dick and ate it off. He wentback outside really happy. The next guy went in and sure enoughthe dancer put a doughnut on his dick and ate it off and he wentoutside really happy. The third guy went in and came out reallysad. The other two guys asked him what happened and he replied,"They put a cheerio on mine!</blockquote>

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