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Message: <blockquote data-quote="melody" data-source="post: 1063994793" data-attributes="member: 14320">Some Things You Just Can't Explain.A farmer is sitting in the neighborhood bar getting soused. A man comesin and asks the farmer, "Hey, why are you sitting here on this beautifulday getting drunk?"Farmer: Some things you just can't explain.Man: So what happened that's so horrible?Farmer: Well, today I was sitting by my cow milking her. Just as I gotthebucket about full, she took her left leg and kicked over the bucket.Man: Ok, but that's not so bad.Farmer: Some things you just can't explain.Man: So what happened then?Farmer: I took her left leg and tied it to the post on the left.Man: and then?Farmer: Well, I sat back down and continued to milk her. Just as I gotthe bucket about full, she took her right leg and kicked over thebucket.Man: Again?Farmer: Some things you just can't explain.Man: So, what did you do then?Farmer: I took her right leg this time and tied it to the post on theright.Man: and then?Farmer: Well, I sat back down and began milking her again. Just asgot the bucket about full, the stupid cow knocked over the bucket withher tail.Man: Hmmm...Farmer: Some things you just can't explain.Man: So, what did you do?Farmer: Well, I didn't have any more rope, so I took off my belt andtied her tail to the rafter.In that moment, my pants fell down and my wife walked in.....~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~DID YOU KNOW...Frozen shrimp left sitting out for about 3 days in asmallenclosed area tends to smell like the vagina of an 80 year oldhooker?~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~George meets up with a friend on the street, and the friend can tellGeorge is really pissed. He asks him what the matter is.George replies, "The people at Victorias Secret are SO rude. There I amin their store and I'm trying to buy some panties for my lady, and I'mpicking some out... and the manager asks me to leave!! All I was trying to dowas decide which ones I liked.So - I took the panties out of my mouth and took my business elsewhere."</blockquote>

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