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Message: <blockquote data-quote="melody" data-source="post: 1063988940" data-attributes="member: 14320">Scraggly CatOne hot July day we found an old straggly cat at our door. She wasa sorry sight. Starving, dirty, smelled terrible, skinny and hairall matted down.We didn't know what to call her, so we named her "Pussycat". Wefelt sorry for her, put her in a carrier and took her to the vet.The vet decided to keep her for a day or so. He said would let usknow when we could come and get her. My husband (the complainer)said, "OK, but don't forget to wash her, she stinks! " He remindedthe vet that it was his WIFE who wanted the dirty cat, NOT himMy husband and my Vet don't see eye to eye. He calls myhusband "El-Cheap-O," and my husband calls him "El-Take-O." Theylove to hate each other and constantly "snipe" at each other, withmy husband getting in the last word on this occasion.The next day my husband had an appointment with his doctor, who islocated next door to the vet. The doctor's office was full ofpeople waiting to see him. A side door opened and in leaned thevet; he had obviously seen my husband arrive.He looked straight at my husband and in a loud voice said, "Yourwife's pussy is finally clean and shaved and she now smells like arose Oh, and, by the way, I think she's pregnant. God knows whothe father is!" And he closed the door.Now THAT, my friends, is getting even...Vinnie walks into a store. He says to the salesgirl,"I want to buy some toilet paper."She says, "What color?"He says, "Give me white. I'll color it myself."Blonde Moments!Two blondes were walking through the woods when one looked downand said "Oh, look at the deer tracks." The other blonde looksand says "Those aren't deer tracks, those are wolf tracks." "No.Those are deer tracks." They keep arguing, and arguing, and onehalf hour later they were both killed by a train.</blockquote>

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