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Message: <blockquote data-quote="melody" data-source="post: 1063988280" data-attributes="member: 14320">Things That are Difficult To Say When You're Drunk:~ Innovative~ Preliminary~ Proliferation~ CinnamonThings that are VERY difficult to say when you're drunk:~ Specificity~ British Constitution~ Passive-aggressive disorder~ TransubstantiateThings that are fucking impossible to say when you're drunk:~ Thanks, but I don't want to have sex with you.~ No, thanks, I don't need another drink.~ Sorry, but you're not really my type.~ Good evening officer, isn't it lovely out tonight?~ I'm not interested in fighting you.~ Oh, I just couldn't; no one wants to hear me sing.~ Thank you, but I won't make any attempt to dance.I have no coordination, and I don't want to look like a fool.~ Where is the nearest restroom? I refuse to vomit in the street.~ I'm going home; I have work in the morning.*~»§«~*~» «~*~»§«~* *~»§«~*~» «~*~»§«~* *~»§«~*~» «~*~»§"Doctor, I've got this problem," a man says. "My secretary,she loves to give blow jobs. Every morning when I get to workI get a blow job. She gives me a quick one before I leave for lunch.Andbefore I leave work at the end of the day, she really works me over.""So what seems to be the problem?" the doctor asked."Well, you see, my wife is a nymphomaniac," the man continued. "Iservice her every morning when we get up. I go home for a quick halfhour everyday at lunchtime and then we have a marathon session eachnight before we go to sleep.""I still don't know what your problem is," said the doctor."You see Doc, every time I masturbate I get these dizzy spells."</blockquote>

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