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Message: <blockquote data-quote="melody" data-source="post: 1063986053" data-attributes="member: 14320">Neighborly LoveOne day this fellow noticed that a new couple had moved into the housenext door. He was also quick to notice that the woman liked to sunbathein the back yard, usually in a skimpy bikini that showed off amagnificent pair of breasts. He made it a point to water and trim hislawn as much as possible, hoping for yet another look. Finally, he couldstand it no more. Walking to thefront door of the new neighbor's house, he knocked and waited. Thehusband, a large, burly man, opened the door."Excuse me", our man stammered, "but I couldn't help noticing howbeautiful your wife is.""Yeah? So?" his hulking neighbor replied."Well, in particular, I am really struck by how beautiful her breastsare. I would gladly pay you ten thousand dollars if I could kiss thosebreasts."The burly gorilla is about to deck our poor guy when his wife appearsand stops him. She pulls him inside and they discuss the offer for a fewmoments.Finally, they return and ask our friend to step inside."OK," the husband says gruffly, "for ten thousand dollars you can kissmy wife's tits."At this the wife unbuttons her blouse, and the twin objects of desirehang freeat last.Our man takes one in each hand, and proceeds to rub his face againstthem in total ecstasy. This goes on for several minutes, until thehusband getsannoyed. "Well, come on already, kiss 'em!" he growls."I can't" replies our awe-struck hero, still nuzzling away."Why not?" demands the husband, getting really angry now."I don't have ten thousand dollars."~~~~~~~~Jane: I can't understand why men are so afraidof commitment!Martha: Tell me about it! I dated one guy for a yearand a half, and I finally had to give him an ultimatum.Jane: What did you say?Martha: I just told him, "Look, either you tell meyour last name, or it's over!"More to come later....just remember there are "No Holds Barred"!!</blockquote>

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