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Message: <blockquote data-quote="melody" data-source="post: 1063969919" data-attributes="member: 14320">Two morticians are sitting around at the end of the day:"Did you see that cute redhead they brought in yesterday?""Yeah, she was really something!""Did you see the clit on that girl?""Yeah, it was like a pickle!""Well, it wasn't that big . . .""No, but it was that sour!"This teenager shares a room with his kid brother -- he's got the upper bunk and the kid has the lower bunk. One night the teenager sneaks a girl into the bedroom and begins fucking her in the top bunk. She starts getting loud, so worried, he whispers: "Look, don't be going 'harder,' 'deeper,' my brother might hear and tell on us. If you want it harder say 'tomatoes,' and if you want it deeper say 'lettuce.'" So they're going at it hot and heavy and she's screaming "LETTUCE!" "TOMATOES!" "LETTUCE."Next morning, the kid says to his brother "Hey, next time you make sandwiches in the bedroom, be more careful -- last night you dripped mayonnaise all over me!Q. What does parsley and pubic hair have in common?A. Push it aside and keep on eating...Q. What did the pedophile say when he got out of jail?A. I feel like a kid again!This guy only had $5.00, but he just had to have some sex, so he wentto the whore house & asked what he could get for $5.00. The madamsaid she didn't have anything, but the guy insisted he HAD to get laid.She finally felt sorry for the poor bastard, so she took him up to areally old lady who cleans up the place , and said he could have her for$5.00. They started getting it on, but it was really dry & rough. After awhile, however, it got _really_ moist & smooth. He finally exploded, andthey started talking about it.He told her how rough it was to start, but how GREAT it got, & that itwas the best he'd ever had, once things started moving!She said, "Yea, I know what you mean, once all those blisters popped,it really felt great for me too!"</blockquote>

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