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<blockquote data-quote="melody" data-source="post: 1063967873" data-attributes="member: 14320"><p><strong><span style="color: Teal">First Sexual Encounter</span></strong></p><p></p><p>I was just laying around reminiscing the other day, bored by the</p><p>continuing rain, when out of the blue I remembered my first sexual</p><p>encounter. I was about 15 or 16 and in a Catholic all boys high school</p><p>and had a date with what the rest of the basketball team had described</p><p>as a sure thing.</p><p>-</p><p>After being harangued, reminded and constantly lectured about the evils</p><p>of sin, sex and fallen women, by the good Brothers, I decided that I had</p><p>better get some protection for my anticipated first decent into the</p><p>depths of sex, sin and who knew what other tempting depravities.</p><p>-</p><p>So I went to a local corner drug store in another neighborhood, to buy a</p><p>package of condoms, so I wouldn't be recognized, and have, god forbid,</p><p>someone tell my parents.</p><p>-</p><p>After I was at the druggist's counter, in the back of the store, where</p><p>the older guys told us they stocked the rubbers under the counter, I was</p><p>shocked to have a beautiful older woman come out of the back room to the</p><p>counter. I blurted out my request and it was quite obvious that I was</p><p>new at it. -</p><p>-</p><p>She handed me the package, smiled and asked, if I knew how to wear one.</p><p>I honestly had some trouble managing to stutter out a "No."</p><p>-</p><p>So the lovely lady, who seemed to be enjoying my obvious discomfort,</p><p>unwrapped the package, took one out and slipped it over her thumb. She</p><p>cautioned me to make sure it was on tight and secure. I apparently still</p><p>looked confused and was obviously very red faced too. So she looked</p><p>around the store and seeing that It was empty, She said," "Just a</p><p>minute." And walked to the door, and locked it.</p><p>-</p><p>Taking me by the hand, she led me into the back room, proceeded to</p><p>unbuttoned her blouse and remove it. She unhooked her bra and laid it</p><p>aside. and to my utter amazement, asked, "Do these excite you?"</p><p>-</p><p>I was so dumb-struck, mesmerized, breathless and aroused that all I</p><p>could do was manage to nod my head quite vigorously, in the affirmative.</p><p>-</p><p>She then said, it was time for me to slip the condom on and as I was</p><p>slipping it on, she was busy dropping her skirt, removed her panties and</p><p>was laying down on a desk.</p><p>-</p><p>"Well , come on", she said, "We don't have much time." So I hesitantly</p><p>climbed on top of her, and she took care of the rest. It was so wildly</p><p>wonderful, much more exciting than any of the thrill rides that came to</p><p>town with traveling carnivals. But unfortunately, I could no longer hold</p><p>back and pow, I was done and my ride was over within a few minutes.</p><p>-</p><p>She looked at me with a questioning frown. and asked, "Did you put that</p><p>condom on?"</p><p>-</p><p>Grinning from ear to ear, quite happy with my swift passage from virgin</p><p>to an experienced man of the world, pulling up my pants, I said, "I sure</p><p>did." -</p><p>-</p><p>And proudly held up my thumb to show her.</p><p></p><p></p><p>A man took a young woman to an X-rated movie, purchased some</p><p>refreshments and showed his date to her seat.</p><p></p><p>Soon after the onscreen action started, she put her hand on the</p><p>man's lap. Looking over at him, she remarked: "I see this is</p><p>getting you excited, too. But how come it's so cold?"</p><p></p><p>"Because you're jerking off my popsicle!" the man replied.</p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="melody, post: 1063967873, member: 14320"] [B][COLOR="Teal"]First Sexual Encounter[/COLOR][/B] I was just laying around reminiscing the other day, bored by the continuing rain, when out of the blue I remembered my first sexual encounter. I was about 15 or 16 and in a Catholic all boys high school and had a date with what the rest of the basketball team had described as a sure thing. - After being harangued, reminded and constantly lectured about the evils of sin, sex and fallen women, by the good Brothers, I decided that I had better get some protection for my anticipated first decent into the depths of sex, sin and who knew what other tempting depravities. - So I went to a local corner drug store in another neighborhood, to buy a package of condoms, so I wouldn't be recognized, and have, god forbid, someone tell my parents. - After I was at the druggist's counter, in the back of the store, where the older guys told us they stocked the rubbers under the counter, I was shocked to have a beautiful older woman come out of the back room to the counter. I blurted out my request and it was quite obvious that I was new at it. - - She handed me the package, smiled and asked, if I knew how to wear one. I honestly had some trouble managing to stutter out a "No." - So the lovely lady, who seemed to be enjoying my obvious discomfort, unwrapped the package, took one out and slipped it over her thumb. She cautioned me to make sure it was on tight and secure. I apparently still looked confused and was obviously very red faced too. So she looked around the store and seeing that It was empty, She said," "Just a minute." And walked to the door, and locked it. - Taking me by the hand, she led me into the back room, proceeded to unbuttoned her blouse and remove it. She unhooked her bra and laid it aside. and to my utter amazement, asked, "Do these excite you?" - I was so dumb-struck, mesmerized, breathless and aroused that all I could do was manage to nod my head quite vigorously, in the affirmative. - She then said, it was time for me to slip the condom on and as I was slipping it on, she was busy dropping her skirt, removed her panties and was laying down on a desk. - "Well , come on", she said, "We don't have much time." So I hesitantly climbed on top of her, and she took care of the rest. It was so wildly wonderful, much more exciting than any of the thrill rides that came to town with traveling carnivals. But unfortunately, I could no longer hold back and pow, I was done and my ride was over within a few minutes. - She looked at me with a questioning frown. and asked, "Did you put that condom on?" - Grinning from ear to ear, quite happy with my swift passage from virgin to an experienced man of the world, pulling up my pants, I said, "I sure did." - - And proudly held up my thumb to show her. A man took a young woman to an X-rated movie, purchased some refreshments and showed his date to her seat. Soon after the onscreen action started, she put her hand on the man's lap. Looking over at him, she remarked: "I see this is getting you excited, too. But how come it's so cold?" "Because you're jerking off my popsicle!" the man replied. [/QUOTE]
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