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Message: <blockquote data-quote="melody" data-source="post: 1063967155" data-attributes="member: 14320">The SpongeA woman took her young son with her into the shower for the first time. Naturally, he wanted to know why she didn't have a dick, and what the fuzzy thing she had instead was."Oh, that's my sponge." she replied with embarrassment. To save her from any more red faces, she made sure he only saw her when she was wearing panties. "Mummy, where's your sponge?" the kid asked one day. "Oh, I've lost it." she lied. A few months later she was washing up when the kid came running in, all excited. "Mummy, Mummy, I've found your sponge. You know the sponge you lost." The kid squealed. "The lady next door is wiping Daddy's face with it!"«¤»§«¤»§«¤»§«¤»§«¤»§«¤»§«¤»§«¤»§«¤»§«¤»§«¤»§«¤»MASTURBATION ... A solo played on a private organ.Platonic Relationship:What develops after two good friends are tired of fucking each other.«¤»§«¤»§«¤»§«¤»§«¤»§«¤»§«¤»§«¤»§«¤»§«¤»§«¤»§«¤»A couple were indulged in sexual intercourse and the mannoticed that with each movement of his pelvis, his partner'stoes would rise. Later that night, while going at it prettyhot and heavy in the shower, her toes remained still.Confused, he asked, "Why is it that when we do it in bed, yourtoes go up, but when we do it in the shower, they don't?""Silly," she replied, "I take my pantyhose off in the shower!"«¤»§«¤»§«¤»§«¤»§«¤»§«¤»§«¤»§«¤»§«¤»§«¤»§«¤»§«¤»This 80 year old woman thought she had the crabs, so she goes to the doctor. "Doctor I think I have the crabs." "When was the last time you had sex?" The doctor asks. "I have never had sex. I'm still a virgin." she replied. The doctor thought this was very strange so he told her to get on the table and he would examine her. After the examination he said, "I have some good news and bad news for you. The good news is you don't have the crabs. Thebad news is you've got fruit flies. Your cherry rotted."«¤»§«¤»§«¤»§«¤»§«¤»§«¤»§«¤»§«¤»§«¤»§«¤»§«¤»§«¤»The new husband and his bride were in bed, when the husband says, "Honey, anytime you wake up and want to have sex, you don't have to say a word, just reach over and pull my dick a couple of times," "And if I don't want sex?""Pull on it forty or fifty times," the husband said. Q: What do you call a fag that doesn't have aids?A: A lucky cocksucker.Q: What did one gerbil say to the other when they saw the faggot….swish into the pet store?A: "Don't panic! Just turn your back and act like a dog!"Q: Did you know 70% of the faggot population were born that way?A: The other 30% were sucked into it.Two faggots are living together. Bruce goes out to work while Cyrilstays at home everyday to do the housework.One day Bruce comes home and finds Cyril with his bum in the fridge."What are you doing Cyril?" he asks, to which Cyril replies, "Oh Bruce, I thought you might like something nice and cool to slip into when you came home."Two fags were walking down the street and passed a handsome guy. Onefag turned to the other and said, "See that stud there, Steve?""Sure.""Well, let me tell you, he's a tremendous fuck!""No shit?" Steve asked."Well, hardly any."@@@These poofs were sitting in a spa, and generally enjoying the spa bubbles,when a great stinking wad of semen rises to the surface. The first poof looksstraight at the second one and said "DID YOU?", to which the other replied "No" and so he looked at the third one and said "DID YOU?" to which the other replied. "No" so he looked at the fourth one and said "DID YOU?" to which the other replied "No". The first one looked at the other three once more and yelled "OK! Who the fuck Farted?"A faggot visited his bum buddy in the hospital. "What did they do?" he asked his pillow biting boyfriend lying in the bed."They removed my tonsils, pulled out my teeth, and cut out my hemorrhoids.""My God," gasped the poo bandit. "A complete hysterectomy!"Q: How do faggots spell relief?A: N-O-A-I-D-S.Q: Hear about the new gay sitcom?A: "Leave it, it's Beaver."Q: Did you hear about the gay rabbit?A: He found a hare up his ass.Q: What does AIDS stand for?A: Arsehole Injected Death Sentence!Two gays got into a heated argument, with one of them saying, "Well, youcan kiss my ass!"The other one blurted out, "This is no time to talk about romance,Bitch!"There was an auto race from San Francisco to Miami between a carload of fags and a car load of lesbians. Who arrived in Miami first?The lesbians did. They "headed" down highway 69 doing lickitty splitwhile the fags were still in San Francisco packing their shit!</blockquote>

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