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Message: <blockquote data-quote="melody" data-source="post: 1063950045" data-attributes="member: 14320">Dark In HereA housewife takes a lover during the day, while her husband is atwork.Unbeknownst to her, her 9 year old son was hiding in the closet. Herhusband came home unexpectedly, so she hid her lover in the closet.Theboy now has company.Boy: "Dark in here."Man: "Yes it is."Boy: "I have a baseball."Man: "That's nice."Boy: "Want to buy it?"Man: "No, thanks."Boy: "My dad's outside."Man: "OK, how much?"Boy: "$250."A few weeks later it happens again that the boy and the mom's loverarein the closet together.Boy: "Dark in here."Man: "Yes, it is."Boy: "I have a baseball glove."Man: "How much?"Boy: "$750."Man: "Fine."The following weekend, the father says to the boy, "Grab your glove.Let's go outside and toss the baseball." The boy says, "I can't. Isoldthem."The father asks, "How much did you sell them for?" The son says,"$1,000."The father says, "That's terrible to overcharge your friends likethat.That is way more than those two things cost. I'm going to take you tochurch and make you confess."They go to church and the father alerts the priest, and makes thelittleboy sit in the confession booth and closes the door.The boy says, "Dark in here."The priest says, "Don't start that shit again".********A man is at work one day when he notices that his co-worker is wearing an earring. This man knows his co-worker to be a somewhat conservative fellow, so naturally he's curious about the sudden change in fashion sense. The man walks up to his co-worker and says, "I didn't know you were into earrings.""Don't make such a big deal, it's only an earring," he replies sheepishly."Well, I'm curious," begged the man, "how long have you been wearing an earring?""Er, ever since my wife found it in our bed."</blockquote>

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