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Message: <blockquote data-quote="melody" data-source="post: 1063942873" data-attributes="member: 14320">Cyril And CecilTwo gay guys, called Cyril and Cecil naturally, are in a train compartment with just one other passenger, a City type reading his Daily Telegraph."Cecil?" asks Cyril. "Do you mind if I fart?"Cecil replies, "Of course not, luvvy! Go ahead!"And with that Cyril emits a "Pffffffffff!" like an emission of steam, barely audible.A few minutes later Cecil asks, "Cyril? Do you mind I have a little farty poo?""No darling!" says Cecil.And Cyril duly replies with a "Psssssssss!", a mere whisper in the air.The City gent puts down his newspaper and says "I couldn't help overhearing you two chaps, but would you mind awfully if I had a fart?"Cyril and Cecil reply "Don't be shy on our part, ducky!"And with that the City gent lets out a"HRRRRRMPPPPPHHHHHHFFFFFFFF!", window-rattling, triple salko, 10 pints of Guinness and a vindaloo of a fart with possible follow through!With that, Cyril turns to Cecil and says, "You can always tell a virgin!"How do you brainwash a blonde?Give her a douche and shake her upside down.***WHY CAN`T BLONDES WATER-SKI?When they get their crotch wet they think they have to lay down.***If you think that sex is a pain in the ass, you're doing it wrong.***How does a lesbian hold her liquor?By the ears.***Q. How does an asthmatic lesbian breathe?A. In snatches.***What do you call lesbian twins?Lick-a-likes.***What do you call a jewish homosexual?A Heblew***Did you hear about the gay bank robber?He tied up the safe and blew the guard.***What were the two gays doing in the telephone box?Ringing each other.***Two gay guys are in a bar and a beautiful blonde walks in wearing a tight t-shirt with no bra. "God, look at that," says one gay guy, "it's enough to make you want to be a lesbian."</blockquote>

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