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<blockquote data-quote="melody" data-source="post: 1063942239" data-attributes="member: 14320"><p><strong><span style="color: Teal">Shamri In Church</span></strong></p><p></p><p>One day this girl called Shamri needed to use the bathroom really badly. So Shamri goes into this church and finds a priest. Shamri asks,"Father,where's the bathroom?"</p><p>The priest replies,"Upstairs to the left."</p><p>Shamri thanks him. Now Shamri doesn't know the difference between left and right, so she goes upstairs and turns right. She finds a big hole in the floor and thinks to herself, "This must be where the priest meant. What she didn't know is that the priest is below the hole giving a ceremony. He is holding a big, silver tray right below the hole and says, " Father Lord give us bread."</p><p>At that moment she shits into the hole and the shit lands on the tray.</p><p>He thanks the Lord. Then he holds up a silver cup and says, "Father Lord give us wine." And Shamri pees into the cup.</p><p>Now the priest is impressed and shouts, " Is there anything I can do for you?"</p><p>Shamri shouts back, "Got any toilet paper?!"</p><p></p><p><strong><span style="color: Red">|||||||</span></strong></p><p></p><p>John grew up on a remote dairy farm in Minnesota, and finally decided it was time to get some experience with women.</p><p></p><p>So he drove the pick-up into the nearest city and managed to find a prostitute who was more than willing to initiate him into the mysteries of sex.</p><p></p><p>Undressing, the hooker lay down and proceeded to instruct him carefully.</p><p></p><p>"Stick it in, honey...all the way...now pull it out... okay, back in, slowly......more, oooh, more....Now back again---"</p><p></p><p>"For Christ's sake," interrupted the sweating farm boy, "could you make up your mind??"</p><p></p><p><strong><span style="color: Red">|||||||</span></strong></p><p></p><p>Two men walked into a bar, the other one ducked.</p><p></p><p>Q: What time is it when a elephant sits on your fence?</p><p>A: Time to get a new fence!</p><p></p><p>Q: What do you call priest poo?</p><p>A: Holy SHIT!</p><p></p><p>Q: What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back?</p><p>A: A stick.</p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="melody, post: 1063942239, member: 14320"] [B][COLOR="Teal"]Shamri In Church[/COLOR][/B] One day this girl called Shamri needed to use the bathroom really badly. So Shamri goes into this church and finds a priest. Shamri asks,"Father,where's the bathroom?" The priest replies,"Upstairs to the left." Shamri thanks him. Now Shamri doesn't know the difference between left and right, so she goes upstairs and turns right. She finds a big hole in the floor and thinks to herself, "This must be where the priest meant. What she didn't know is that the priest is below the hole giving a ceremony. He is holding a big, silver tray right below the hole and says, " Father Lord give us bread." At that moment she shits into the hole and the shit lands on the tray. He thanks the Lord. Then he holds up a silver cup and says, "Father Lord give us wine." And Shamri pees into the cup. Now the priest is impressed and shouts, " Is there anything I can do for you?" Shamri shouts back, "Got any toilet paper?!" [B][COLOR="Red"]|||||||[/COLOR][/B] John grew up on a remote dairy farm in Minnesota, and finally decided it was time to get some experience with women. So he drove the pick-up into the nearest city and managed to find a prostitute who was more than willing to initiate him into the mysteries of sex. Undressing, the hooker lay down and proceeded to instruct him carefully. "Stick it in, honey...all the way...now pull it out... okay, back in, slowly......more, oooh, more....Now back again---" "For Christ's sake," interrupted the sweating farm boy, "could you make up your mind??" [B][COLOR="Red"]|||||||[/COLOR][/B] Two men walked into a bar, the other one ducked. Q: What time is it when a elephant sits on your fence? A: Time to get a new fence! Q: What do you call priest poo? A: Holy SHIT! Q: What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back? A: A stick. [/QUOTE]
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