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Message: <blockquote data-quote="melody" data-source="post: 1063935888" data-attributes="member: 14320">Young Nuns And A GorillaTwo young nuns having just been ordained were on a holiday in New YorkCity and were standing in front of the gorilla cage at the Bronx Zoo.The gorilla took one look at this beautiful young nun, bent the bars,lept to the ground and pumped her like crazy. Then he went back into hiscage,straightened the bars and resumed thumping on his massive chest.The young nun got up off the ground, straightened and dusted herclothes, turned to her companion and said,"We shall never talk aboutthis, agreed?" The other young nun consented.Twenty five years later the two nuns, who had stayed close friend, wereout having coffee, when all of the sudden, the second nun asked herfriend," I know I agreed never to talk about the event at the zoo but Ihave one question."The other nun stared and said,"O.K., one question!" The other nunstammered, then asked, "Did it hurt?""Did it hurt? Oh yes it hurt! He never called..., he neverwrote..., he never sent flowers...!"---------One day a farmer caught a traveling salesman making love to his youngestdaughter. Yelling "You son of a bitch!" he shot the amorous salesman inthe groin with a .12-gauge shotgun.The screaming salesman quickly took off for town to find a doctor. Hefound one, but the physician took one look at the man's perforatedpecker and told him that nothing could be done for him."Oh, please do something," begged the salesman. "I'm a rich man andcan pay you anything.""Sorry, son," said the doctor. "There's nothing I can do. However,there's a man across the street who might be able to help.""Oh? Is he a specialist?" asked the salesman."No," said the doctor, "he's a piccolo player. He'll teach you how tohold it without pissing in your face."</blockquote>

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