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Message: <blockquote data-quote="melody" data-source="post: 1063932061" data-attributes="member: 14320">Phunnie ChitHow To Bathe A CatPlease forward to cat lovers everywhere who, like myself, are very concerned about their hygiene.1. Thoroughly clean the toilet.2. Add the required amount of shampoo to the toilet water, and have both lids lifted.3. Obtain the cat and soothe him while you carry him towards the bathroom.4. In one smooth movement, put the cat in the toilet and close both lids (you may need to stand on the lid so that he cannot escape).CAUTION: Do not get any part of your body too close to the edge, as his paws will be reaching out for any purchase they can find.5. Flush the toilet three or four times. This provides a "powerwash and rinse" which I have found to be quite effective.6. Have someone open the door to the outside and ensure that there are no people between the toilet and the outside door.7. Stand behind the toilet as far as you can, and quickly lift both lids.8. The now-clean cat will rocket out of the toilet, and run outside where he will dry himself.Sincerely,The DOG+++++The rescue squad was called to the home of an elderly couple for anapparent heart attack the gentleman had. When the squad got there itwas too late, the man had died. While consoling the wife one of therescuers noticed that the bed was a mess. He asked the lady whatsymptoms theman had suffered and if anything had precipitated the heart attack.The lady replied, "Well, we were in the bed making love and he startedmoaning and groaning and thrashing around the bed,panting and sweating. I thought he was coming, but I guess hewas going."+++++A woman walks into the dentist's office, takes off herunderwear, sits down on the chair and spreads her legswide open."You must have made a mistake," says the shockeddentist, "the gynecologist's office is one levelhigher."To that the woman replies, "No mistake, you installedmy husbands dentures last week, now you'll be the onegetting them out."</blockquote>