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<blockquote data-quote="melody" data-source="post: 1063927817" data-attributes="member: 14320"><p><strong><span style="color: Teal">Helping Couples</span></strong></p><p></p><p>A doctor had the reputation of helping couples increase the joy</p><p>in their sex life, but always promised not to take a case if he</p><p>felt he could not help them.</p><p></p><p>The Browns came to see the doctor, and he gave them thorough</p><p>physical exams, psychological exams, and various tests and then</p><p>concluded, "Yes, I am happy to say that I believe I can help you.</p><p></p><p>"On your way home from my office, stop at the grocery store and</p><p>buy some grapes and some doughnuts. Go home, take off your</p><p>clothes, and you, sir, roll the grapes across the floor until you</p><p>make a bull's-eye in your wife's love canal. Then on hands and</p><p>knees you must crawl to her like a leopard and retrieve the grape</p><p>using only your tongue.</p><p></p><p>"Then next, ma'am, you must take the doughnuts and from across</p><p>the room, toss them at your husband until you make a ringer</p><p>around his love pole. Then like a lioness, you must crawl to him</p><p>and consume the doughnut."</p><p></p><p>The couple went home and their sex life became more and more</p><p>wonderful.</p><p></p><p>They told their friends, Mr. & Mrs. Potter that they should see</p><p>the good doctor. The doctor greeted the Potters and said he would</p><p>not take the case unless he felt that he could help them; so he</p><p>conducted the physical exams and the same battery of tests.</p><p></p><p>Then he told the Potters the bad news. "I cannot help you, so I</p><p>will not take your money. I believe your sex life is as good as</p><p>it will ever be. I cannot help.</p><p></p><p>"The Potters pleaded with him, and said, "You helped our friends</p><p>the Browns, now please, please help us."</p><p></p><p>"Well, all right," the doctor said. "On your way home from the</p><p>office, stop at the grocery store and buy some apples and a box</p><p>of cheerios..."</p><p><strong><span style="color: Red">::::::::::</span></strong></p><p>Do you know what happened this month back in 1850, in California?</p><p>California became a state.</p><p>The State had no electricity.</p><p>The State had no money.</p><p>Almost everyone spoke Spanish.</p><p>There were gun fights in the streets.</p><p>So basically, it was just like California today except the women</p><p>had real breasts and the men didn't hold hands.</p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="melody, post: 1063927817, member: 14320"] [B][COLOR="Teal"]Helping Couples[/COLOR][/B] A doctor had the reputation of helping couples increase the joy in their sex life, but always promised not to take a case if he felt he could not help them. The Browns came to see the doctor, and he gave them thorough physical exams, psychological exams, and various tests and then concluded, "Yes, I am happy to say that I believe I can help you. "On your way home from my office, stop at the grocery store and buy some grapes and some doughnuts. Go home, take off your clothes, and you, sir, roll the grapes across the floor until you make a bull's-eye in your wife's love canal. Then on hands and knees you must crawl to her like a leopard and retrieve the grape using only your tongue. "Then next, ma'am, you must take the doughnuts and from across the room, toss them at your husband until you make a ringer around his love pole. Then like a lioness, you must crawl to him and consume the doughnut." The couple went home and their sex life became more and more wonderful. They told their friends, Mr. & Mrs. Potter that they should see the good doctor. The doctor greeted the Potters and said he would not take the case unless he felt that he could help them; so he conducted the physical exams and the same battery of tests. Then he told the Potters the bad news. "I cannot help you, so I will not take your money. I believe your sex life is as good as it will ever be. I cannot help. "The Potters pleaded with him, and said, "You helped our friends the Browns, now please, please help us." "Well, all right," the doctor said. "On your way home from the office, stop at the grocery store and buy some apples and a box of cheerios..." [B][COLOR="Red"]::::::::::[/COLOR][/B] Do you know what happened this month back in 1850, in California? California became a state. The State had no electricity. The State had no money. Almost everyone spoke Spanish. There were gun fights in the streets. So basically, it was just like California today except the women had real breasts and the men didn't hold hands. [/QUOTE]
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