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Message: <blockquote data-quote="melody" data-source="post: 1063924989" data-attributes="member: 14320">There was a young lady named HicksWho delighted to play with men's pricks,Which she would embellishWith evident relish,And make then stand up and do tricks.~~~There was a young lady named MableWho liked to sprawl out on the table,Then cry to her man,'Stuff in all you can -Get your ballocks in, too, if you're able.'~~~There was a young lady named MabelWho said, 'I don't think that I'm able;But I'm willing to trySo where should I lie -On the bed, on the floor or the table?'~~~Priscilla, her breasts bouncing gaily,Liked to screw with a friendly Israeli.Just the thought of his schmuckGot her ready to fuck,Which they did six or seven times daily.~~~A methodical fellow named Wade,Could recall every girl that he'd laid.He recorded each poke,Every thrust, every stroke,And precisely how much he'd been paid.~~~There once was a miss from Wake ForestWho had a gigantic clitoris.Most people, you see,Thought her name was Marie,But her intimates knew her as Horace.~~~There was a young lady from China,Who had an enormous vagina,And when she was dead,They painted it red,And used it for docking a liner.~~~There was a young man from Savannah,Who met his end in a curious manner.He whittled a holeIn a telephone poleAnd electrified his banana.~~~"You, choirboy!" ordered the pastor"Bend over the pew for your Master!"He said with a moanAs he slipped him a bone."Now just wag your tail a bit faster!"~~~There once was a Queen of BulgariaWhose bush had grown hairier and hairier,Till a Prince from Peru,Who came for a screw,Had to hunt for her twat with a terrier.~~~A bugger who buggered some sheepTried to bugger a ewe in her sleep.She awoke with a startAnd she ripped a great fart.Now he's covered in shit three feet deep.~~~There was a young lady of WorcesterWho dreamt that a rooster seduced her.She woke with a scream,But 'twas only a dreamA lump in the mattress had goosed her.Greek StyleA man goes into a little neighborhood pub, and when he sits down, he notices a beautiful woman sitting at the other end of the bar.He waves to her, and much to his surprise, she winks back at him. It doesn't take long before he is on the stool next to her.They talk for about fifteen minutes and then the man says to the woman, "You're really hot!"You're pretty cute, too," she says to him. "I'll tell you what. I live just around the corner. What do you think about coming up to my place?"It sounds great!" the man eagerly replies."Before we go up there though", the woman says, "I have to ask you one question: Do you like doing it Greek style?""Well...uh.. .I'm not exactly sure what that is, man answers, "but it sure sounds interesting and I'm willing to learn! Let's go!"So the two of them walk over to her apartment.As soon as they get inside the door, the woman rips off all her clothes. The man can't believe his eyes. The woman has an incredibly beautiful body."Now, you're *sure*," the woman asks, "that you want to do it Greek style?""Definitely! " the man replies."All right, then," says the woman. "Take off all your clothes, and get up on the bed on yours hands and knees.""Sounds like fun!" the man exclaims. He leaps out of his clothes and climbs onto the bed on his hands and knees. The woman goes around and gets onto the bed right in front of the man.She kneels down in front of his head. She asks him again, "Are you sure that you want to do it Greek style?""Yeah! Yeah!" says the man.The woman grabs the man with her arms right under his armpits, getting him in a lock hold. He can't move at all, and his head is pressing right into her chest. One more time she says, "Are you sure that you want to do it Greek style?"The man's muffled voice can barely be heard from between her breasts."Yeah!" he mumbles, "Greek style!"The woman's grip on him tightens like a vice, and she yells out, " HEY GUS!"=====What is the difference between a Hobo and a Homo?A Hobo is a loner who doesn't have any friends.A Homo has friends up the ass.Q: What'd the wife do when she found out her husband was a fag?A: She turned around and took it like a man!</blockquote>

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