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Message: <blockquote data-quote="melody" data-source="post: 1063923960" data-attributes="member: 14320">To All Employees Who Work Overtime:Oh husband, oh husband, I tremble with fear,You've been on overtime almost a year!And since you are gone till way late at night,A good piece of ass seems way out of sight.Oh husband, dear husband, please don't be a fool,working this overtime is wasting your tool.Far better it is to be poor all your lifeThan to bring a soft peter home to your wife.Oh husband, dear husband, now don't get me wrong,The money is good, but so was your dong.You came home from work just able to creep;I feel like screwing! But you want to sleep.Each evening, dear husband, you crawl into bed;Your intentions are good, but your pecker is dead.I play with your pecker all wrinkled and dry;I get so damned mad! I could lay down and cry.I have pleaded with you dear, with tears in my eyes;I have played with your balls, but your pecker won't rise.For in this whole world, there is only one sin,For which there's no pardon and never has been;And that is a man who's so foolish and meanThat he gives up Fucking to run a machine!Mummy! Mummy! I'm getting dizzy!Shut up son, or I will nail your other foot to the ground!Mummy! Mummy! Dad's been run over in the street!Shut up son and don't make me laugh, you know my lips are chapped!Mummy! Mummy! Everyone at school calls me a pansy!Don't worry dear, just hit them over the head with your handbag!*Husband says; "When I'm gone you'll never find another man like me".Wife replied; "What makes you think I'd want another man like you!"*Two woman were talking about the new hunk in the neighborhood. "But he acts so stupid," said one to the other. "I think he must have his brains between his legs." "Yeah," her friend sighed, "but I'd sure love to blow his mind."*Why do you fuck sheep on their backs?So you can kiss them.*Why should you always wrap hamsters in masking tape?So that they don't split when you fuck them.*What's the difference between kinky and perverted?Kinky is using one feather and perverted is using the whole chicken.Break The IceThe first day of school was going good for the new teacher and in anattempt to "break the ice" with the little second graders, she began toask each student what their fathers did for a living...."Mary, what does your daddy do?" asked the teacher. Mary replied, "Mydaddy is a mailman". "That's great Mary. Every town needs a mailman todeliver the mail," said the teacher."Nancy, what does your daddy do? asked the teacher again. "Oh, my daddyis a mechanic", replied Nancy. "That is really great Nancy..we needmechanics like your daddy to keep our cars running," said the teacher.Looking in the back of the room she spotted a rather sad looking Johnny."And, Johnny, what does your daddy do?" asked the teacher. "W-well, mydaddy died last summer", said Johnny in a broken voice. The teacherreally felt bad and wondered how she could get herself out of this one. "Well,I'm ah, really, um, am sorry to hear about your daddy Johnny," stammered theteacher. "What did your daddy do before he died?" she asked. Johnnycalmly replied: "Well, he turned blue, then he shit in his pants."*****What do a clitoris, an anniversary and a toilet have in common?Men usually miss all three.There are only two reasons to sit in the back row of an airplane:Either you have diarrhea, or you're anxious to meet people who do."My husband bought me a mood ring the other day.When I'm in a good mood it turns green.When I'm in a bad mood, it leaves a red mark on his forehead.How can you tell a macho women?She rolls her own tampons.How does a man show he's planning for the future?He buys two cases of beer instead of one.Q: What's a woman?A: Something you lie on when your having a fuck.Q: What is the difference between a woman and a donkey?A: None, you can ride them both!Q: What's the difference between a woman with PMS and mad cow disease?A: Two tits!</blockquote>

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