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Message: <blockquote data-quote="melody" data-source="post: 1063923255" data-attributes="member: 14320">Convenient StoreA man and woman stop at a convenient store. The man waits inthe car while the woman goes in. After a length of time, theman goes in to look for the woman.Man to clerk: Young man have you seen my wife?"Clerk: "Yes, she already left." The man, knowing his wife didnot come out, calls the police.The police find her locked in a back room naked and tied up.Man: "Honey are you OK? Did he hurt you?"Woman: "No, he just licked me all over."Man: " Officer, I want this man arrested for assault."Officer: " Sir, I'm afraid I cant do that."Man: "And just why the heck not?"Officer: ... "He has a lickher license!"~ ¤ ~ ¤ ~ ¤ ~ ¤ ~ ¤ ~ ¤ ~ ¤ ~ ¤ ~ ¤ ~ ¤ ~There was a young lady from SaratogaWho practiced an extreme form of YogaTying the body into boy-scout knotsWhich gave young men the hotsBut frustration, when they couldn't untie her.~ ¤ ~ ¤ ~ ¤ ~ ¤ ~ ¤ ~ ¤ ~ ¤ ~ ¤ ~ ¤ ~ ¤ ~Q. If a doctor of geriatrics treats old people, and a doctorof gynecology treats women; then, what does a geriatric-gynecologist specialize in?A. Spreading old wives tails.SyndromeTwo medical students were walking along the street when they saw an old man walking with his legs spread apart.One of the students said to his friend: "I'm sure he has Petry Syndrome. Those people walk just like that."The other student says: "No, I don't think so. The old man surely has Zovitzki Syndrome. He walks just as we learned in class."Since they couldn't agree they decided to ask the old man. They approached the old man and one of the students said to him:"We're medical students and couldn't help but notice the way you walk, but we couldn't agree on the syndrome you might have. Could you tell us what it is?"The old man said: "I'll tell you, but first you'll tell me what you think."One of the students said: "I think it's Petry Syndrome."The old man said: "You thought.......... but you're wrong."Then the other student said: "I think you have Zovitzki Syndrome."The old man said: "You thought.......... but you're wrong."So they asked him:"Well, what do you have?"And the old man said: "I thought It was a fart........... but I was wrong."My wife was standing in front of her mirror admiring herclothing. "Look, dear," she said to me "I can still getinto the same skirts I had before I got married." "Yeah," I snorted,"I wish I could say the same."Abe went to a brothel and told the madam, "I want a girl withbig boobs and a small box.""Why?" she asked him."Never mind!" replied Abe. "I`m paying for it. I want a girlwith big tits and a small cooze!""No problem," said the madam. "Go straight up the stairs toroom 23."A few minutes later there was a knock on the door, and a youngwoman walked in."Okay," she said, "are you the guy with the big mouth and thesmall pecker?"</blockquote>

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