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Message: <blockquote data-quote="melody" data-source="post: 1063914493" data-attributes="member: 14320">Where Babies Come FromA mother is in the kitchen making supper for her family when her young daughter walks in. "Mommy, where do babies come from?" After thinking about it for a moment, the mother explains, "Well, dear, a girl and a boy fall in love and get married. Then, one night they go into their room, hug and kiss, and have sex." The child looks puzzled. The Mother continues, "That means that daddy puts his penis in the mommy's vagina. That's how you get a baby, dear." The child replies, "But, the other night when I came into your bedroom, you had daddy's penis in your mouth. What do you get when you do that, Mommy?""Jewelry, dear.">>>>>In a check out line the other day and the couple were arguingabout whose turn it was to pay. The clerk was kind oflistening until she heard the lady said to the guy,"Stop being a scrote."With a furrowed brow the clerk asked, "What is a scrote?"Without missing a beat the lady responded, "Short for scrotum.He is somewhere between a prick and an asshole.">>>>>A man went to church and saw his best friend crying there. "Whathappened? What could be so bad?""My mother died yesterday," he sobbed."Oh my God! Not Mrs. C. How did that happen?""Well, it was hot yesterday, so we all had our beds on the balcony andwe were sleeping. My mother rolled over and fell off.""Oh God, so that's how she died?""No. She fell to the third floor balcony, held on to the railing. Thatbroke and so she fell.""So, that's how she died?""No. She fell to the second floor balcony, held on to the railing.That broke and so she fell.""So, that's how she died?""Uh, no, not exactly... She fell to the first floor balcony. We alldecided that she's destroying the house, so we shot her."An Artificial LegHarry was delighted when he found a young woman who accepted his proposal of marriage as he was sensitive about his artificial leg and a bit afraid no one would have him. In fact, he couldn't bring himself to tell his Fiancee about his leg when he slipped the ring on her finger, nor when she bought the dress, nor when they picked the time and place. All he kept saying was, "Darling, I've got a big surprise for you," at which she blushed and smiled bewitchingly.The wedding night came and went and the young couple were at last alone in their hotel room. "Now don't forget, Harry, you promised me a big surprise," said the bride.Unable to say a word, Harry turned out the lights, unstrapped his artificial leg, slipped into bed, and placed his wife's hand on the stump."Hmmmmmm," she said softly, "That IS a surprise. But pass me the Vaseline and I'll see what I can do!"34343434342 convicts were recently released from prisonas they stood at the bus stop waitingone ex-con turns to the other and says 'man I'm horny'the other ex-con replies 'yea me too'the first ex-con tells the second 'well hey man we've been locked upfor awhile and we know how it works. how about you let me do you and thenyou can do me?'the second ex-con agrees, pulls down his pants and the first ex-consodomize's him.so then it's the other's turn, and as he starts to mount his fellowex-con he starts kissing the back of his neck and gently rubbing his back...when suddenly the bent over ex-con looks back and says'Hey man none of that queer shit'3434343434Q. How does a man know when his wife is losing interest?A. When her favorite sexual position is next door.Q. How do you recognize a gay Pakistani?A. He has a red dot on the back of the head.</blockquote>

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