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Message: <blockquote data-quote="melody" data-source="post: 1063901839" data-attributes="member: 14320">Puss-Filled BoilsThere was this 92-year-old woman whose body was covered from head to toewith big festering puss-filled boils. They were on her face, her arms and herlegs...everywhere. Each was filled with mucus and blood.This old lady was also a masochist, so she put an ad in the paper offeringto pay anyone five thousand dollars if they would bite off each and everyone of her boils.She didn't get any immediate response, but sure enough after a while thisguy was desperate for money and agreed to do the job.He showed up at the woman's house and she came out in a robe. She peeled itoff and revealed her boil covered body. The guy groaned at the thought ofthe task ahead of him, but he just kept concentrating on the five grand and wentto work, biting on a boil on the woman's arm until it popped blood and pussall over his face.He kept going for over five hours, biting off the boils between the elderlywoman's toes and in her armpits. He bit off boils on her inner thighs andinside of her ears. Finally he was finished and he fell back with a pant,covered with blood, pus, mucous and dripping with sweat. The woman lay onthe bed a mass of crimson patches of bruises and ripped flesh."Okay lady..." the man said with a gasp, "I did it...now give me the fivegrand...""Just a second, sonny..." the woman said with a grin, "there's one moreleft!"She bent over and spread her wrinkled withered butt cheeks to reveal agigantic boil about the size of a baby's head growing right out of her ass.The man rolled his eyes and gagged and said to himself..."What the hell,I've gone this far...only one left...I need the money...what the hell..."and then dove face first at the butt boil, gnawing and biting at itrepeatedly trying to make it pop.Then, out of the blue, the old woman let out a giant fart.The man reeled back from between her butt crack and yelled at her:"WHAT ARE YA TRYING TO DO LADY...MAKE ME SICK?!?"A man and woman were having marital problems so theyWent to see a marriage counselor.The counselor, in an attempt to find some commonGround from which to begin his analysis said,"Tell me About anything the two of you have in common."The husband spoke up and said,"Well, neither one of Us sucks cocks."</blockquote>

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