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Message: <blockquote data-quote="melody" data-source="post: 1063899441" data-attributes="member: 14320">Bobby And CarrieIt's the Spring of 1957 and Bobby goes to pick up his date.He's a pretty hip guy with his own car. When he goes to the front door,the girl's father answers and invites him in "Carrie's not ready yet,so why don't you have a seat?" he asks. That's cool," says Bobby.Carrie's father asks Bobby what they're planning to do.Bobby replies politely that they will probably just go to the soda shop or a movie.Carrie's father responds, "Why don't you two go out and screw?I hear all the kids are doing it."Naturally, this comes as a quite a surprise to Bobby,so he asks Carrie's Dad to repeat it. "Yeah," says Carries father,"Carrie really likes to screw, she'll Screw all night if we let her!"Well, this just made Bobby's eyes light up,and immediately revised his plans for the evening. A few minutes later,Carrie comes downstairs in her little poodle skirt and announcesthat she's ready to go. Almost breathless with anticipation,Bobby escorts his date out the front door.About 20 minutes later, a thoroughly disheveled Carrie rushes back into the house,slams the door behind her, and screams at her father:"DAMMIT, DADDY! THE TWIST!! IT'S CALLED THE TWIST!!!"The teacher hears Johnny cussing, so she gets pissed off and goesbitching to Johnny's father. She comes to Johnny's house and noticesLittle Johnny fucking a goat in the yard.She walks in the house and screams to his father "Your son! Your son!He cussed in school and now, now he's being carnal with a goat in theyard!""Son of a bitch! Today is my turn!" shouted his father.</blockquote>

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