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<blockquote data-quote="melody" data-source="post: 1063898328" data-attributes="member: 14320"><p><strong><span style="color: Teal">Vasectomy Clinic</span></strong></p><p></p><p>Two guys both had a 9:00AM appointment at a</p><p>vasectomy clinic. A nurse comes out to greet</p><p>them and explains that it is her job to prep them for surgery.</p><p>She takes them both to a private room and asked</p><p>the 1st man to take off his clothes and sit on an exam table.</p><p>She then proceeds to take his manhood in her hand and</p><p>masturbates him. "Whoa!" he says. "What's going on?"</p><p>She explains that this is standard procedure and that it is</p><p>necessary to determine if there are any blockages before</p><p>surgery can be performed. He thought that this wasn't so</p><p>bad and allows the nurse to finish her task.</p><p>She then tells him to have a seat on the side of the room.</p><p>The nurse then repeats the instructions to the second man</p><p>and, with a big smile on her lips, begins to perform oral sex on</p><p>him. Upon seeing this, the first guy said "Hey, what's this? I get</p><p>jerked off and the other guy gets a blow job. That's not fair!"</p><p>The nurse looked at him and said "Sorry buddy. That's the difference</p><p>between Blue Cross and HMO".</p><p></p><p><strong><span style="color: Red">oOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoO</span></strong></p><p></p><p>An old maid was held up in a dark alley. She explained she had no money,</p><p>but the robber insisted that it must be in her bra and started feeling</p><p>around.</p><p></p><p>"I told you I haven't got any money," the spinster said, "but if you</p><p>keep doing that, I'll write you a check."</p><p></p><p><strong><span style="color: Red">oOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoO</span></strong></p><p></p><p>On the clergyman's connecting flight the flight attendant had been</p><p>tipped off about his attitude to hard liquor and asked:</p><p>"Would you like some T.W.A. coffee reverend?"</p><p></p><p>To which he replied:</p><p>"No thank you, but I wouldn't mind some T.W.A. Tea".</p><p></p><p><strong><span style="color: Red">oOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoO</span></strong></p><p></p><p>Little Johnny walked into his Dad's bedroom one day only to catch him</p><p>sitting on the side of the bed sliding a condom onto his penis in preparation</p><p>of fucking his wife:</p><p>Johnny's Father in attempt to hide his full erection with a condom</p><p>on it bent over as if to look under the bed. Little Johnny asked</p><p>curiously ''What ya doing Dad?'' His Father quickly replied ''I thought</p><p>I saw a rat go underneath the bed'' to which Little Johnny replied</p><p>''What ya gonna do, fuck him?''</p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="melody, post: 1063898328, member: 14320"] [B][COLOR="Teal"]Vasectomy Clinic[/COLOR][/B] Two guys both had a 9:00AM appointment at a vasectomy clinic. A nurse comes out to greet them and explains that it is her job to prep them for surgery. She takes them both to a private room and asked the 1st man to take off his clothes and sit on an exam table. She then proceeds to take his manhood in her hand and masturbates him. "Whoa!" he says. "What's going on?" She explains that this is standard procedure and that it is necessary to determine if there are any blockages before surgery can be performed. He thought that this wasn't so bad and allows the nurse to finish her task. She then tells him to have a seat on the side of the room. The nurse then repeats the instructions to the second man and, with a big smile on her lips, begins to perform oral sex on him. Upon seeing this, the first guy said "Hey, what's this? I get jerked off and the other guy gets a blow job. That's not fair!" The nurse looked at him and said "Sorry buddy. That's the difference between Blue Cross and HMO". [B][COLOR="Red"]oOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoO[/COLOR][/B] An old maid was held up in a dark alley. She explained she had no money, but the robber insisted that it must be in her bra and started feeling around. "I told you I haven't got any money," the spinster said, "but if you keep doing that, I'll write you a check." [B][COLOR="Red"]oOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoO[/COLOR][/B] On the clergyman's connecting flight the flight attendant had been tipped off about his attitude to hard liquor and asked: "Would you like some T.W.A. coffee reverend?" To which he replied: "No thank you, but I wouldn't mind some T.W.A. Tea". [B][COLOR="Red"]oOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoO[/COLOR][/B] Little Johnny walked into his Dad's bedroom one day only to catch him sitting on the side of the bed sliding a condom onto his penis in preparation of fucking his wife: Johnny's Father in attempt to hide his full erection with a condom on it bent over as if to look under the bed. Little Johnny asked curiously ''What ya doing Dad?'' His Father quickly replied ''I thought I saw a rat go underneath the bed'' to which Little Johnny replied ''What ya gonna do, fuck him?'' [/QUOTE]
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