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<blockquote data-quote="melody" data-source="post: 1063893879" data-attributes="member: 14320"><p>The doctor tells his patient: "Linda, I have some good news and some</p><p>bad news."</p><p>Linda asks for the good news first.</p><p>"Well, the test results are in, and the good news is that you aren't</p><p>suffering from Pre-menstrual Syndrome, as you'd feared."</p><p>"And the bad news?" Linda asks.</p><p>To which the Doc replies: "I'm afraid there's no cure for being a</p><p>natural bitch."</p><p><strong><span style="color: Red">...</span></strong></p><p></p><p>What's the most important question to ask when you want to have safe sex?</p><p>What time will your husband get home?</p><p>A couple is making out in the movies.</p><p>She says, "Harry, I think I just swallowed your gum."</p><p>He says, "No, I was just clearing my throat."</p><p><strong><span style="color: Red">...</span></strong></p><p></p><p>Three weeks after her wedding day, Joanna called her minister.</p><p>"Reverend," she wailed, "John and I had a DREADFUL fight!" "Calm down,</p><p>my child," said the minister, "it's not half as bad as you think.</p><p>Every</p><p>marriage has to have its first fight!"</p><p>"I know, I know!" said Joanna.</p><p>"But what am I going to do with the BODY?"</p><p><strong><span style="color: Red">...</span></strong></p><p></p><p>Q. Why do women prefer old gynecologists?</p><p>A. Their shaky hands!</p><p>Q. What is better than a cold Bud?</p><p>A. A warm bush.</p><p>Q. Did you hear about the blind circumcisionist?</p><p>A. He got the sack.</p><p>Q. Did you hear about the two poofters who went to London?</p><p>A. They were REALLY pissed off when they found out Big Ben was a clock.</p><p><strong><span style="color: Red">...</span></strong></p><p></p><p>There was a young girl named Sapphire</p><p>Who succumbed to her lover's desire.</p><p>She said, "It's a sin,</p><p>but now that it's in,</p><p>Could you shove it a few inches higher?"</p><p>THERE once was a man from Rangoon</p><p>Who was born nine months too soon.</p><p>He didn’t have the luck to be born by a fuck</p><p>So he was scraped off the sheets with a spoon!</p><p>There was a young girl from Kew</p><p>Who filled her vagina with glue</p><p>She said with a grin</p><p>If they pay to get in</p><p>"They can pay to get out of it too!"</p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="melody, post: 1063893879, member: 14320"] The doctor tells his patient: "Linda, I have some good news and some bad news." Linda asks for the good news first. "Well, the test results are in, and the good news is that you aren't suffering from Pre-menstrual Syndrome, as you'd feared." "And the bad news?" Linda asks. To which the Doc replies: "I'm afraid there's no cure for being a natural bitch." [B][COLOR="Red"]...[/COLOR][/B] What's the most important question to ask when you want to have safe sex? What time will your husband get home? A couple is making out in the movies. She says, "Harry, I think I just swallowed your gum." He says, "No, I was just clearing my throat." [B][COLOR="Red"]...[/COLOR][/B] Three weeks after her wedding day, Joanna called her minister. "Reverend," she wailed, "John and I had a DREADFUL fight!" "Calm down, my child," said the minister, "it's not half as bad as you think. Every marriage has to have its first fight!" "I know, I know!" said Joanna. "But what am I going to do with the BODY?" [B][COLOR="Red"]...[/COLOR][/B] Q. Why do women prefer old gynecologists? A. Their shaky hands! Q. What is better than a cold Bud? A. A warm bush. Q. Did you hear about the blind circumcisionist? A. He got the sack. Q. Did you hear about the two poofters who went to London? A. They were REALLY pissed off when they found out Big Ben was a clock. [B][COLOR="Red"]...[/COLOR][/B] There was a young girl named Sapphire Who succumbed to her lover's desire. She said, "It's a sin, but now that it's in, Could you shove it a few inches higher?" THERE once was a man from Rangoon Who was born nine months too soon. He didn’t have the luck to be born by a fuck So he was scraped off the sheets with a spoon! There was a young girl from Kew Who filled her vagina with glue She said with a grin If they pay to get in "They can pay to get out of it too!" [/QUOTE]
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