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Message: <blockquote data-quote="melody" data-source="post: 1063891815" data-attributes="member: 14320">Buying CondomsA man walked into the drugstore and shyly asked the pretty girl working there if he could buy some condoms.Seeing his discomfort, the girl decided to have some fun.She asked what size he needed. He said he didn't really know.So the girl said they come in three sizes, and that there were three holes in the fence outside that they used for sizing tests.He should go outside and put his tool to the test.When he went outside, the girl snuck around the fence, when he put his tool through the first hole, she caught him and gave him a hand job.When he put his tool in the second hole, she gave him oral sex.When he put his tool in the third hole, she had her pants down and she took him inside herself.When he was finished, the girl ran around the front.He walked up and she asked, "So, what size do you need?"He answered, "I've decided not to buy any condoms;but I do want 8 feet of that fence!""""""A popular whore house was visited by a lesbian. The lesbianrequested a 15 year old, and the madam replied: "I'm sorry, wedon't serve minors to lickers."Why is having a good shit better than sex? Because you don't have to kiss it afterwardsWhat's the difference between a sorority and a circus?~ A circus is a cunning array of stunts."""""A male-to-female transexual was being interviewed on a radio talk show.The DJ asked the transexual "What sort of pain did you experience during the operation?"The transexual replied, "Well, when they cut my penis off, that reallydidn't hurt as much as I thought it would. Then they implanted thebreasts in my chest, well, that really didn't hurt too much either...""Then you didn't experience any real physical pain at all then?""You're joking! What really hurt was when they removed half my brain and doubled the size of my mouth!"</blockquote>

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Hey all sifus out there,

anyone running aem fic with 1jz vvti? do you all know whether it is compatible or not?
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