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Message: <blockquote data-quote="melody" data-source="post: 1063891196" data-attributes="member: 14320">Breast FedA young woman with a baby was shown into the examining room. Thedoctor examined the baby and then asked the woman, "Is he breast fedor bottle fed?""Breast fed," replied the woman."Strip down to your waist," the doctor ordered.The woman did as she was told and the doctor examined her breasts.He squeezed and pulled each one for a while and then he sucked hard oneach nipple. Finally he remarked, "No wonder this child is sufferingfrom malnutrition. You don't have any milk!""That's right," said the woman. "This is my sister's child.""Well," said the startled doctor. "I had no idea. You shouldn't havecome.""I didn't," replied the woman, "until you started sucking on my secondbreast."0000000A little old lady goes to the doctor and says, "Doctor I have thisproblem with gas, but it really doesn't bother me too much. They neversmell and are always silent. As a matter of fact, I've farted at least20 times since I've been here in your office. You didn't know I wasfarting because they don't smell and are silent."The doctor says, "I see, take these pills and come back to see me nextweek."The next week the lady goes back. "Doctor," she says, "I don't knowwhat the hell you gave me, but now my farts... although stillsilent... stink terribly.""Good!" the doctor says, "Now that we've cleared up your sinuses,let's work on your hearing."0000000This guy goes into a cocktail lounge and approaches a ladysitting by herself.Man: "May I buy you a cocktail?"Lady: "No thank you. Alcohol has a bad side-effect on for my legs."Man: "Sorry to hear that. Do they swell?"Lady: "No, they spread."</blockquote>

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