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Message: <blockquote data-quote="melody" data-source="post: 1063885808" data-attributes="member: 14320">Two WormsTwo worms live together on a golf course.The first worm says, "What kind of day is it?"The other worm says, "You know, I don't know, but I was thinking ofgoing up and checking it out." The first worm says, "That's a goodidea. Why don't you do that."So the second worm starts on his way upthrough the dirt.At the same time, two lady golfers are walking alongthe fairway. The first one says, "Jeez, I gotta wiz."Her friend says,"Well, it's very early. There's nobody else here on the course.Do it right here. Nobody will know."The first lady says, "You think so?Right here?"Her friend says, "Yeah." And she agrees to do it, becauseit helps the joke. She pulls down her skivvies, and lifts up her littlegolf dress and she squats.She's just about to commence when the wormpokes his head up out of the grass right below her. She lets fly, andforget it, he gets drenched. He's dripping wet as he goes back downthrough the dirt. He goes up to the first worm, and he's soaking wet.The first worm looks at him and says, "Oh, it's raining, huh?" Thesecond worm says, "Not only is it raining, but it's raining so hard thedamm birds are building their nests upside-down!"oOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOThere were three babies in a mother's womb. It was very dark in their.One of the babies said, "When I grow up, I want to become an engineerso I can lighten this place up."The second one said, "I want to become a doctor, so I can help people."The third one was quiet for a while and finally said,"When I grow up, I want to become a boxer.""A boxer?!?" the other two said."Yeah, so I can kick the shit out of that guy who comes in hereeveryday and spits on us," replied the third one.oOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOThree couples went to New York for a weekend but didn't have reservations.They were amazed to find only two rooms left in the whole area. Each roomhad one bed. They took the rooms and decided to have the three womenshare one bed and the three men share the other.In the middle of the night, one man got up to leave. Another man askedhim, "What are you doing?"The first man answered, "I'm going to see my wife."The second man asked, "What do you mean you're going to see your wife?"The first man said, "I'm going to see my wife. I've got the biggest erectionI've ever had."The second man said, "Well, then, take me with you."The first man said, "Why should I take you with me?"The second man answered, "Because you're holding MY dick."</blockquote>

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