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Message: <blockquote data-quote="melody" data-source="post: 1063835402" data-attributes="member: 14320">Payback's a bitchTwo high school sweethearts who went out together for four years in high school were both virgins; they enjoyed losing their virginity with each other in 10th grade. When they graduated, they wanted to both go to the same college but the girl was accepted to a college on the east coast, and the guy went to the west coast. They agreed to be faithful to each other and spend anytime they could together.As time went on, the guy would call the girl and she would never be home, and when he wrote, she would take weeks to return the letters. Even when he emailed her, she took days to return his messages.Finally, she confessed to him she wanted to date around. He didn't take this very well and increased his calls, letters, and emails trying to win back her love. Because she became annoyed, and now had a new boyfriend, she wanted to get him off her back.So, what she did is this: she took a Polaroid picture of her sucking her new boyfriend's cock and sent it to her old boyfriend with a note reading, "I found a new boyfriend, leave me alone." Well, needless to say, this guy was heartbroken but, even more so, was pissed. So, what he did next was awesome.He wrote on the back of the photo the following, "Dear Mom and Dad, having a great time at college, please send more money!" and mailed the picture to her parents.A gynecologist examines a lesbian and remarked "Madam that is the cleanest vagina I have ever seen"She replied "Thank you, I have a woman in twice a week !"=====A salesman knocks on a house door. Little Johnny answers the door, dressed in a pair of underpants, huge joint in one hand and a can of beer in the other."Hello little boy, is your Mummy or Daddy in?""What the fuck do you think?"=====A middle aged woman is looking in the mirror one evening and says to her husband...."GOD LOOK AT ME, I look fat, old and ugly. Please pay me a compliment""YER FUCKIN EYESIGHT IS RIGHT ON" He saysNew Year's ResolutionsNew Year's Resolutions For Him & Her [Him (Y) / Her (X)]X - Lose weight / Go on a diet / Drink more waterY - One case beer per weekend (unless having guys over orSuperbowl weekend)X - ONLY - one chocolate bar per weekY - ONLY - three nights at topless bar per weekX - Workout - Jog/Step Bench 5 times weekY - Move furniture to find lost little black book and bedroomTV remoteX - Subscribe to Shape/Fitness MagazineY - Call 1-800 number to get on Victoria's Secret catalog mailinglistX - Go on romantic second date with Bob/AccountingY - Score on second date with Suzy/MarketingX - Get organized/clean houseY - Give old Penthouse mags to Goodwill (or younger brother)X - Buy new Daily PlannerY - Buy new little Black Book if no luck under furnitureX - Find out name of tall good-looking guy in FinanceY - Score with tall, long-legged Blond in FinanceX - Read More / Less TVY - Buy Dish - More sports channels!!X - Watch quality TV with positive messagesY - When surfing DO NOT stop on "Allie McBeal" -EVERX - Plan budget / Save more moneyY - Only three nights at topless bar per week</blockquote>

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