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Message: <blockquote data-quote="melody" data-source="post: 1063810180" data-attributes="member: 14320">Farm AnimalsOne day Little Johnny went walkingaround to check out his surroundingsand found a farmer selling chickens.Little Johnny went over to the farmerto see how much he was selling them for.The farmer asked him if he wanted amale or a female. Little Johnny askedfor both. So the farmer said, "Here yougo, one cock and one pullet."Little Johnny got confused, and askedhim what he meant. The farmer said,"A cock is a male chicken and a pulletis a female chicken."Little Johnny said, "Oh," and went onhis way with two chickens one undereach arm. A bit further down the roadhe saw a donkey for sale.He went to the man who was selling itto find out how much it was. Theman said, "The ass is 15 dollars."Little Johnny replied, "No, I wantthe donkey out side in your yard."The man just said, "That's an ass."Little Johnny, new to these terms,just said, "Oh," and bought the donkey.As he was leaving the man yelled out,"Wait, the ass gets a bit stubborn aboutgoing over hills, so you have to scratchhim behind the ears to get him goingagain."So Little Johnny is going back homeand the donkey stops dead in itstracks and he can't get it to move.He can't scratch its ear because hewould have to drop one of the chickensand it would run away.So Little Johnny starts to fuss and yellat the donkey. While he is doing this abeautiful woman walks up and asks himif he needs help.(Little Johnny thinks, hey, why don't I tryto impress this beautiful woman by usingmy new terms that I learned today.)So Little Johnny turns to the woman andsays, "Yeah, could you hold my cock andpullet while I scratch my ass?"()()()()()Said a woman with open delight,My pubic hairs perfectly white,I admit there's a glare,But the fellows don't care,They find it more quickly at night!There was an old fellow named Paul,Whose prick was exceedingly small,When in bed with a lay,He could screw her all day,Without touching her vaginal wall!There was an old man of Duluth,Whose cock was shot off in his youth,He fucked with his nose,And his fingers and toes,And he came through a hole in his tooth! Jack DanielsA man walked into the local tavern where heFrequented, and when the bartender came over, he said,"I'd like to have three shots of Jack Daniels."The bartender didn't question him, and brought him his 3Shots. One, two, three -- they disappeared!"Fill 'ER up again," asked the man.The bartender repeated the process, and so did thePatron -- one, two, three -- they were gone!Well, Joe the Bartender didn't know what to make of this.When the man asked for a third fill up, he said,"Buddy, seems like you got problems! Do you want to talkA bout 'em?"The customer said, "Joe, I have a computer at home, andOnce a month -- maybe more -- I go to a porno website."Joe, the bartender, said, "A lot of men do that -- but itDoesn't make them drink like fish!""You don't understand," said the customer, "the oneI went to today, I saw 3 gorgeous women!" Joe said,"That's not unusual. A lotta lovely women on the Internet!"The customer turned to Joe, with tears in his eyes.He said, "Have you ever been to a website,And the first three women you see are yourDaughter, your wife, and your mother?"~~~How do you know when a woman is getting old?Her bra size goes from a 44-D to a 44-long.~~~Q. Did you hear about the new gay website?A. It's at "C :  : ###"(see-colon-enter-colon-pound-pound-pound)~~~What's the difference between a good fuck and a good shit?You don't have to cuddle the turd afterwards.</blockquote>