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<blockquote data-quote="melody" data-source="post: 1063753529" data-attributes="member: 14320"><p><strong><span style="color: Teal">Female / Male</span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="color: Teal">Masturbation Stories</span></strong></p><p></p><p>Neighbors watching</p><p></p><p>I love to masturbate with the window open, I have a two-story house next to me. The wife is always outside in the garden and he is always upstairs, I know that they like to watch me play with my cunt, so I lay on my bed with my legs spread open, and shove a dildo in my cunt and tweak my nipples. I have on several occasions seen him watching me while he is playing with his cock, and I have seen her put the handle of a pruning thing inside under her dress and fuck herself with it from the reflection in the mirror. This is a big turn on for me. I also take my back massager and hold it on my clit at high speed until I am peeing and cumming at the same time!</p><p></p><p>Noisy pussy</p><p></p><p>First I like to lick my fingers and pinch my nipples. Since I have my left nipple pierced, I like to pull on the ring a little bit, and that gets me real hot. Then I lick my fingers and start playing with my clit, but usually I am so hot that I have enough juices flowing so that I don't have to do that. Then I get my big red dildo and slowly put it in, and by this point, my pussy is almost sucking it in. Once it's in I start pumping it in and out, and since I'm so wet it makes great noises, which I really like hearing. I fuck myself with the dildo and play with my cunt 'til I cuuuuuuuum and when I finally cum I stick my fingers in me and get them all wet and taste my self. This is usually enough to get me hot again, and start all over.</p><p></p><p>Rock and spank</p><p></p><p>I get on all fours on my bed stick my butt way up in the air. I stick my finger on my clit and rock back and forth. When I'm close to cumming I stop and spank my butt really hard, then my finger goes back to my clit and I rock rock rock like I'm riding a dick, then I spank spank spank, then back to clitty then spank harder and harder then clitty, then ahhhh, orgasm.</p><p></p><p><strong><span style="color: Red">*¤º°`°º¤*,¸¸,*¤º°`°º¤*,¸¸, *¤º°`°º¤* ,¸¸,*¤º°`°º¤*,¸¸,*¤º°`°º¤*</span></strong></p><p></p><p>Self-service</p><p></p><p>I like to put on women's' panties. It gets me real hard, than I start squeezing my nipples and wetting them with my saliva. Then it's time to touch my rock hard cock. By this time it's wet from my cum, I start spreading the cum along my cock with my finger tips. Getting it all lubed up. Than I put my legs over my head and stroke it faster and harder. Sometimes I can suck my own cock. I usually end with a mouthful of cum.</p><p></p><p>Any time, any place</p><p></p><p>I love to masturbate as much as possible. I will jerk off anywhere at any time. I love to jerk off while I am driving down the road. I just cannot seem to keep my hands off of my cock. I love to hear about women's masturbation stories and how they fill their panties with cum.</p><p></p><p>A good spurt</p><p></p><p>I like to masturbate as I lick my wife's bumhole. That is my favorite. I wait till she gets out of the bath then she bends over and holds her bum cheeks wide open. I kneel behind her and lick her hairy bumhole as I masturbate. When I want to cum I stand up and cum over her hole, rubbing my helmet on her hole as I cum and watching my cum spurt over it. I always get a very hard cock doing it and she loves it too.</p><p></p><p>Girlfriend's panties do the trick</p><p></p><p>First, I get horny by reading stories just like these and looking at amateur pics. I then like to squeeze my nipples and sometimes put clothes pins on them. I then begin to stroke my cock and apply lube to my ass. When I've relaxed I put a dildo into my ass. I like to look at nude and dirty photos of my girlfriend and push the dildo further into my ass. My cock is now very big and red and I wank my cock while fucking my ass with the dildo and then cum into a pair of my girlfriend's panties.</p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="melody, post: 1063753529, member: 14320"] [B][COLOR="Teal"]Female / Male Masturbation Stories[/COLOR][/B] Neighbors watching I love to masturbate with the window open, I have a two-story house next to me. The wife is always outside in the garden and he is always upstairs, I know that they like to watch me play with my cunt, so I lay on my bed with my legs spread open, and shove a dildo in my cunt and tweak my nipples. I have on several occasions seen him watching me while he is playing with his cock, and I have seen her put the handle of a pruning thing inside under her dress and fuck herself with it from the reflection in the mirror. This is a big turn on for me. I also take my back massager and hold it on my clit at high speed until I am peeing and cumming at the same time! Noisy pussy First I like to lick my fingers and pinch my nipples. Since I have my left nipple pierced, I like to pull on the ring a little bit, and that gets me real hot. Then I lick my fingers and start playing with my clit, but usually I am so hot that I have enough juices flowing so that I don't have to do that. Then I get my big red dildo and slowly put it in, and by this point, my pussy is almost sucking it in. Once it's in I start pumping it in and out, and since I'm so wet it makes great noises, which I really like hearing. I fuck myself with the dildo and play with my cunt 'til I cuuuuuuuum and when I finally cum I stick my fingers in me and get them all wet and taste my self. This is usually enough to get me hot again, and start all over. Rock and spank I get on all fours on my bed stick my butt way up in the air. I stick my finger on my clit and rock back and forth. When I'm close to cumming I stop and spank my butt really hard, then my finger goes back to my clit and I rock rock rock like I'm riding a dick, then I spank spank spank, then back to clitty then spank harder and harder then clitty, then ahhhh, orgasm. [B][COLOR="Red"]*¤º°`°º¤*,¸¸,*¤º°`°º¤*,¸¸, *¤º°`°º¤* ,¸¸,*¤º°`°º¤*,¸¸,*¤º°`°º¤*[/COLOR][/B] Self-service I like to put on women's' panties. It gets me real hard, than I start squeezing my nipples and wetting them with my saliva. Then it's time to touch my rock hard cock. By this time it's wet from my cum, I start spreading the cum along my cock with my finger tips. Getting it all lubed up. Than I put my legs over my head and stroke it faster and harder. Sometimes I can suck my own cock. I usually end with a mouthful of cum. Any time, any place I love to masturbate as much as possible. I will jerk off anywhere at any time. I love to jerk off while I am driving down the road. I just cannot seem to keep my hands off of my cock. I love to hear about women's masturbation stories and how they fill their panties with cum. A good spurt I like to masturbate as I lick my wife's bumhole. That is my favorite. I wait till she gets out of the bath then she bends over and holds her bum cheeks wide open. I kneel behind her and lick her hairy bumhole as I masturbate. When I want to cum I stand up and cum over her hole, rubbing my helmet on her hole as I cum and watching my cum spurt over it. I always get a very hard cock doing it and she loves it too. Girlfriend's panties do the trick First, I get horny by reading stories just like these and looking at amateur pics. I then like to squeeze my nipples and sometimes put clothes pins on them. I then begin to stroke my cock and apply lube to my ass. When I've relaxed I put a dildo into my ass. I like to look at nude and dirty photos of my girlfriend and push the dildo further into my ass. My cock is now very big and red and I wank my cock while fucking my ass with the dildo and then cum into a pair of my girlfriend's panties. [/QUOTE]
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