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Message: <blockquote data-quote="melody" data-source="post: 1063751409" data-attributes="member: 14320">My back aches, my pussy is sore,I simply can't fuck anymore,I'm covered in sweat, And you haven't come yet,And my God, its a quarter to four!***There once was a hacker named Ken,Who inherited truckloads of Yen,So he built him some chicks, Of silicon chips,And hasn't been heard from since then.***There was a young girl from Hong Kong,Whose cervical cap was a gong,She said with a yell, as a shot rang her bell,"I'll give you a ding for a dong"***There was an old pirate named Bates,Who was learning to Rumba on skates,He fell on his cutlass, which rendered him nutless,And practically useless on dates.***There was a girl from the Azores,Whose pussy was covered in sores,The men who got pussed, were desperate for lust,And licked up what was left in her drawers.***There once was this bum-fucking faggot,He'd see anything male and he'd shag it,One day he fucked the wrong ass, now he's pushing up grassAnd his only mate now is a maggot!***There once was a horny boy Matt,Who played with a vampire bat,With his dick in his hand,His voice did command,"Try sucking the blood out of that!"***My dorky ex-roommate Pierre,Once fell asleep in my chair,I pulled out my unit,Proceeded to tune it,And fired my load in his hair!***There once was a girl from Nantucket,Whose boyfriend was about to just chuck it,She said with a grin,Wipe that cum from your chin,I told you it's my job to suck it!***Hickory Dickory Dock,In ten seconds you'll be sucking my cock,So think very quick,As I whip out my dick,Hickory Dickory dock!***There was a young man from Crete,Who could shoot sperm across the street,A chemist named Kelly,Bottled the 'jelly',And sold it as extract of meat!</blockquote>