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Message: <blockquote data-quote="melody" data-source="post: 1063748405" data-attributes="member: 14320">Asian FunniesTwo Happy HolesA young Japanese girl had been taught all of her life that when she married she was to please her husband and never upset him. So the first morning of her honeymoon when the young Japanese bride crawled out of the bed after making love and she stooped down to pick up her husband's clothes and she let out a big fart. She looked up and said, "Excuse please, front hole so happy back hole whistle!" *****CHINESE DETECTIVEA man suspected his wife of seeing another man. So, he hired a famous Chinese detective, Mr. Sui Tansow Pok, towatch and report any activities that might develop.A few days later, he received this report:Most honorable sir :You leave house.He come house.I watch.He and she leave house.I follow.He and she get on train.I follow.He and she go in hotel.I climb tree-look in window.He kiss she.She kiss he.He strip she.She strip he.He play with she.She play with he.I play with me.Fall out of tree, not see.NO FEE!*****A woman was wondering why she hadnt had sex in 5 months.So her friend told her to go and see a chinese sex doctor.When she got there he told here to take off all her clothes and crawl to the other end of the room and back.As she was crawling back towards the doctor, he said "Oh yes... I see the problem now""What is it", replied the woman."Your face look like your ass" said the doctor.*****A Chinese couple had a new baby. The nurse brings over a lovely, healthy, bouncy, black baby boy."Congratulations," says the nurse to the new parents. " What will you name the baby?"The puzzled father looks at his new baby boy and says, "I think we will name him Sum Ting Wong."</blockquote>

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