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Message: <blockquote data-quote="melody" data-source="post: 1063744636" data-attributes="member: 14320">Drinking With The GuysA man was approached by co-worker at lunch who invited him out for few beers after work.The man says: "My wife will get mad if I go drinking with the guys after work."His coworker says: "No problem! When you get home tonight, sneak into the house, slide down under the sheets,gently pull down your wife's panties, and give her oral sex. Believe me, she'll never mention that you were out late with the boys."So the man stays out late, then later he sneaks into the house, slides down under the sheets and gets to work.Soon moans and groans of pleasure fill the air."Wait," says the man, "I have to take a leak. I'll be right back."He gets to the bathroom and is shocked to see his wife sitting on the toilet!"How did you get in here?!""Shhhhh! Your mom's visiting, and you'll wake her up."Q. What's grosser than eating your grandmother's pussy?A. Banging your head on the coffin lid after you're done.Q. What do you call six lepers in a hot tub?A. Porridge.Q. Why should you wear ribbed condoms for anal sex?A. Better traction in the mud.Q. What's the definition of disgusting?A. Stuffing a dozen oysters into your granny's cunt and sucking out thirteen.Q. Why does a rancher fuck a goat at the end of a cliff?A. So the goat will push back.Three retards are walking and come across a turdThe 1st one sticks his eye in it and says to the others "It looks like it !"The 2nd one sticks his nose in it and says to the others"It sure smells like it !"The 3rd one licks it and says to the others "It sure tastes like it, good thing wedidn't stand in it!"</blockquote>