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<blockquote data-quote="melody" data-source="post: 1063738148" data-attributes="member: 14320"><p><strong><span style="color: Teal">Little Johnny's Grandpa</span></strong></p><p></p><p>One day little Johnny was walking past his grand parents house when he noticed his grand dad sitting out on the porch in his rocking chair, wearing nothing from the waist down.</p><p>"Grandpa," said little Johnny, "why are you sitting outside half nude?"</p><p>The old man looked at his grandson sheepishly and said, "Well, last week I sat out here with no shirt and I got a stiff neck, this was your grandma's idea!"</p><p></p><p></p><p></p><p>Checklist for a happy marriage </p><p>The secret checklist for a happy marriage: </p><p></p><p>1. It is important to find a woman that cooks and cleans </p><p></p><p>2. It is important to find a woman that makes good money </p><p></p><p>3. It is important to find a woman that likes to have sex </p><p>¯</p><p>¯</p><p>¯</p><p>¯</p><p>4. It is important that these three women never meet.</p><p></p><p></p><p>A husband was coming out of anesthesia after an operation in hospital.</p><p>His wife was sitting at his bedside, when his eyes fluttered open and he murmured, "You're beautiful."</p><p>Flattered, the wife continued her vigil. Later the husband woke up again and said, "You're cute."</p><p>"What happened to beautiful?" asked the wife.</p><p>"The drugs are wearing off," the husband replied.</p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="melody, post: 1063738148, member: 14320"] [B][COLOR="Teal"]Little Johnny's Grandpa[/COLOR][/B] One day little Johnny was walking past his grand parents house when he noticed his grand dad sitting out on the porch in his rocking chair, wearing nothing from the waist down. "Grandpa," said little Johnny, "why are you sitting outside half nude?" The old man looked at his grandson sheepishly and said, "Well, last week I sat out here with no shirt and I got a stiff neck, this was your grandma's idea!" Checklist for a happy marriage The secret checklist for a happy marriage: 1. It is important to find a woman that cooks and cleans 2. It is important to find a woman that makes good money 3. It is important to find a woman that likes to have sex ¯ ¯ ¯ ¯ 4. It is important that these three women never meet. A husband was coming out of anesthesia after an operation in hospital. His wife was sitting at his bedside, when his eyes fluttered open and he murmured, "You're beautiful." Flattered, the wife continued her vigil. Later the husband woke up again and said, "You're cute." "What happened to beautiful?" asked the wife. "The drugs are wearing off," the husband replied. [/QUOTE]
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